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[wanttobeatree]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT. Frozen Britain seen from above. Now that is not something you see every day. Or, like, ever. WHERE HAVE ALL THE LOVELY GREEN BITS GONE? When the Beeb showed the picture, my parents and I were sat making noises at the telly like we were front row at a slightly scary fireworks display

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WTF THE RUSSIANS ARE BREEDING SILVER FOXES

THEY'LL LEAD TO WERE-FOXES THAT ARE IMMUNE TO SILVER BULLETS

SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADNESS

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BUT BUT BUT THEY ARE SO FRICKING CUTE. THEY ARE LIKE REALLY AFFECTIONATE CATS INSIDE SILVER FOX BODIES.

I AM SO OKAY WITH BEING OVERRUN BY SILVER-IMMUNE WEREFOXES IF THEY SHNOOGLE ME LIKE THAT.

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Also lol re: the national gas supplies running low, I can't wait for the Daily Mail to get hold of that story and scream hysterically WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIEEEE

It's just under strain because of an increase in demand, not because we're literally running out of the raw supply/we've been cut off by the supplying country, but they won't sell it that way.

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RIGHT? There was also a BBC special on Pakistani sham marriage rings in which Eastern European women are essentially sold into marriage so illegal Pakistani immigrants can get a leg-up into British citizenship. I was just watching it thinking 'I BET THE DAILY MAIL IS SOMEHOW GOING TO LINK THIS TO THE STRAINED GAS SUPPLIES (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COMING TO OUR COUNTRY, USING OUR GAS!) AND WEEP HYSTERICALLY ABOUT IT IN TOMORROW'S PAPER.'

Hahaaa I know, I knoooow. But it's not as exciting as saying THE GAS IS RUNNING OOOOUT!! (And that is what my dad told me what he broke the story to me last night. "Britain has week's supply of gas left! 8D")

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LMFAOFDHGFSD I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE A SECOND COMMENT SAYING "OH AND I BET THEY'LL BLAME IT ON IMMIGRANTS" FJHDFHJSD ugh the Daily Mail is such a cesspit of racist hate mongerers and I want to punch them all jhdjhgdsg rage.

HAHA wonderfully dramatic. I'm just repeating that little mantra I posted to myself otherwise I'll get scared and panic :(

Also CAMEL :D

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EITHER WE ARE EXTREMELY WISE OR THE DAILY MAIL IS EXTREMELY SHIT. Wait, what am I talking about, "either"? The answer is clearly all of the above.

I hate it when there are reports of NATIONALLY/GLOBALLY HAZARDOUS THINGS. It always freaks me out so much. e.g. that supervolcano. I SPENT MANY NIGHTS AFTER THAT REPORT WORRYING IT WOULD GO OFF NOW.

Cameeeel :3

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lol the geeky blog I read did an update about the poles swapping and this possibly destroying electricity/the internet/all forms of communication and possibly humanity itself if we were REALLY unlucky

yeah I didn't sleep well that night even though 1) the odds are negligible and 2) no one knows that that is what would actually happen 3) it will probably happen after we are dead from the looks of things

but yeah news articles of that nature freak me out so so hard :(

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In times like these, we must REMEMBER THE MILLENNIUM BUG. Everyone was freaking out and convinced it would be the end of life as we know it and ~look at us now!!~

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PS. LOOK AT SLIDE FOUR ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE BEEB, UNDER 'COLDEST NIGHT OF WINTER ON WAY.' LLAMAS! LLAMAS HUDDLED FOR WARMTH!!

Wait not it is just a camel. That is what I get for just glancing as the slide changes. BUT IT IS A CUTE CAMEL.