to be fair, highly-strung Jared would be quite entertaining too

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• OH GOD MY COLD IS SO BAD. It is just all coughing and sniffing and sneezing, all the time. And tomorrow and Wednesday I'm babysitting childminding (she would probably stab me for using that first term, OOPS) my cousin from 9-6. THAT IS NINE HOURS OF HYPERACTIVE PRE-TEEN. Hyperactive pre-teen who kind of hero-worships me, so whenever she sees me she is UTTERLY INSANE. I mean, not that I'm not looking forward to seeing her but oh dear if I die please remember me fondly.
  
  
• TV shows with which I am embarrassingly obsessed (and which I desperately want in J2 AU form): University Challenge (Jensen is the immensely highly-strung team captain who will probably hyperventilate on national TV if they don't win; Jared is a bit stoned and irritatingly intelligent for such a laidback guy. TOGETHER, THEY HAVE FUMBLING GEEK SEX.)
  
  And also, Come Dine With Me, in which four or five ~ordinary members of the public~ are thrown together by Channel Four to compete for £1000 prettily arranged on a plate by HOSTING DINNER PARTIES and scoring each other out of ten. (Jensen is the immensely highly-strung accountant who will probably hyperventilate on national TV if he does't win; Jared is a bit stoned and an irritatingly good cook for such a laidback guy. TOGETHER, THEY HAVE FUMBLING FOODIE SEX.)
  
  I'm so sorry, Jensen. I know you probably aren't quite as insane in real life as I like to pretend you are.
  
  
• You know what was rubbish? Today's snow was rubbish. If I must have a day of hanging out with fleshflutter ruined by the fail-y transport system, couldn't it at least have been for a few inches more? I mean, really. There wasn't even enough to make a decent snowball with.
  
  Views from my bedroom window:
  
  
  
  
  
  The scenic route into town:
  
  
  
  
• Anyway, now all that's out of the way, ADMIT IT YOU ARE ALL IN LOVE WITH ME~
  
  ANON CRUSH MEME