I am possibly the only person on the internet who isn’t particularly excited by Castiel getting his badass mojo back.
For me, I actually do like Castiel when I don't read ANYTHING fandom has to say about him. But after one or two episode posts where it's nothing but dissecting TWO MINUTES OF AIRTIME instead of you know, the actual plot of the SHOW, I get all irritated and DIAF CAS. Which then I have to remind myself ISN'T FAIR.
I feel that way about most of the show sometimes. I was so excited just after I watched the episode! And then I started reading people's reaction posts. Aha! Foolishness.
BUT THE IMPALA WAS PRETTY ON THE BRIDGE. Why is no one talking about how sexy the Impala was this episode? MMMMMMMM YES.
Yeah, I see people being like WOW DEAN HATES SAM AND WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT HIM AGAIN, SADFAAACE after the ending and I'm like...WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING EXACTLY?? He OFFERED HIM THE IMPALA. It might as well have been RAINING ON HIS FACE. And, well, I don't think this is ALL SAM'S FAULT and I despise Dean/Castiel with the fire of burning suns. SO THERE IS ALSO THAT.
The Impala WAS sexy! Sam stroked it before he left. :(
I kind of like Dean/Castiel! But I only like it in certain ways, which are never the ways anybody writes it, so I don't ever bother to read it. But I also like Sam/Dean, because duh. Their love is best!
GODDD. This episode was all about how much they are stupidly in love with each other! Especially DEAN. It's like he was walking around wearing a giant sign that said: I LOVE MY BROTHER, ASK ME HOW. I bet he has pamphlets.
Man! I used to write Trekfic about people having affairs with shuttlecraft. Why haven't I written epic Sam-and-the-Impala-are-cheating-on-Dean-with-each-other fic yet? Sam caressing her longingly as he leaves...! TRAGIC.
SRSLY FOR SRS WHEN THEY WERE ROLLING UP ONTO THE BRIDGE, THE SOUND OF THE IMAPALA'S ENGINE MADE THINGS HAPPEN IN MY PANTS. HAPPY THINGS. VERY HAPPY THINGS.
I SUSPECT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE A NORMAL PERSON MIGHT FEEL SHAME.
Re: UNFFFFFFFFsmallcapsSeptember 18 2009, 13:04:14 UTC
OH JESUS FUCK.
YES. SITTING ON THE SUN-HOT PAINT (BLACK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST COLLECTING HEAT AND SIMMERING WITH IT), LEANING BACK, HANDS FOR BALANCE, HEAD TIPPED BACK AND EYES CLOSED, BASKING IN IT, LONG BITABLE LINE OF THROAT, THE VIBRATION - PURR, FUCKING RUMBLE - OF THE ENGINE, BONE-DEEP, NOT QUITE COVERING UP THE SOUND OF A GROAN...
Re: UNFFFFFFFFelizardbitsSeptember 18 2009, 21:50:23 UTC
YES YES THIS.
OMG OMG DUDE ONE OF THE BESTEST BEST PORNTASTIC DRABBLES I EVER READ WAS SAM BENT OVER THE IMPALA IN THE SUN WITH DEAN RIMMING HIM ALL SLOW AND FILTHYFUCKINGHOT AND SAM'S DICK WAS PRESSED AGAINST THE HOT CAR AND THERE WAS WHIMPERING AND STUFF AND THEN I HAD TO GO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME ALONE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
Yeahh, I can't deny a rather large chunk of my Castiel-related animosity comes from fandom rather than from him. I find him extremely boring whether I'm ignoring fandom or not, but by the end of last season I just wanted to punch him in the nads whenever someone squeed about him. So THIS SEASON I'm going to pretend that Castiel is zany comic relief and ignore everyone who says otherwise. IT'LL BE ALMOST LIKE BEING A SANE TV VIEWER AGAIN.
For me, I actually do like Castiel when I don't read ANYTHING fandom has to say about him. But after one or two episode posts where it's nothing but dissecting TWO MINUTES OF AIRTIME instead of you know, the actual plot of the SHOW, I get all irritated and DIAF CAS. Which then I have to remind myself ISN'T FAIR.
In conclusion: SAM AND DEAN, MAKE UP. NOWWW.
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BUT THE IMPALA WAS PRETTY ON THE BRIDGE. Why is no one talking about how sexy the Impala was this episode? MMMMMMMM YES.
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The Impala WAS sexy! Sam stroked it before he left. :(
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GODDD. This episode was all about how much they are stupidly in love with each other! Especially DEAN. It's like he was walking around wearing a giant sign that said: I LOVE MY BROTHER, ASK ME HOW. I bet he has pamphlets.
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I SUSPECT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE A NORMAL PERSON MIGHT FEEL SHAME.
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THEN THEY HAVE ~*~*BUTTSEX*~*~
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YES. SITTING ON THE SUN-HOT PAINT (BLACK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST COLLECTING HEAT AND SIMMERING WITH IT), LEANING BACK, HANDS FOR BALANCE, HEAD TIPPED BACK AND EYES CLOSED, BASKING IN IT, LONG BITABLE LINE OF THROAT, THE VIBRATION - PURR, FUCKING RUMBLE - OF THE ENGINE, BONE-DEEP, NOT QUITE COVERING UP THE SOUND OF A GROAN...
FUCK MAGIC FINGERS. WANT IMPALA PORN. *MAKES GRABBY HANDS*
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THAT IS OKAY THEN. :D :D :D
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OMG OMG DUDE ONE OF THE BESTEST BEST PORNTASTIC DRABBLES I EVER READ WAS SAM BENT OVER THE IMPALA IN THE SUN WITH DEAN RIMMING HIM ALL SLOW AND FILTHYFUCKINGHOT AND SAM'S DICK WAS PRESSED AGAINST THE HOT CAR AND THERE WAS WHIMPERING AND STUFF AND THEN I HAD TO GO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME ALONE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
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