oh mr ackles.

[wanttobeatree]

Via archae-ology and my own creepy habit of browsing friendsfriends when my own list just IS NOT GIVING ENOUGH: Uh-maaaaazing old school Jensen interview"I'D LIKE HER TO HAVE SOMETHING UPSTAIRS," HE SAYS, POINTING TO HIS BRAIN. Also bad language is apparently not very womanlike. OH NO I guess we shall never be together D

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BAD LANGUAGE IS NOT VERY WOMANLIKE YOU KNOW.

NOT VERY WOMANLIKE.

And he likes the natural type, which I guess is why he's dating Danneel "implants and hair extensions" Harris. (Don't get me wrong, I would tap that in a heartbeat, but LOL.)

[wanttobeatree]

TO BE FAIR TO HIM HE WAS OH GOD NOT EVEN TWENTY THEN. /O\ HE STILL HAS PUPPY FAT IN THAT B&W PICTURE. I DOUBT HE'S EVER SEEN BREASTS BEFORE, LET ALONE IMPLANTS.

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Aha, oh god, I was all "what, but that interview was only from 1997, he can't have been that much younger--" and then I did the math and died on the inside.

In my head, it is still only about the year 2000. Possibly forever.

[elizardbits]

Oddly enough, I always kind of imagine Danneel to be a "swears like a sailor" kinda gal. IDK.

USUALLY SHE IS NAKED WHILE SWEARING. SOMETIMES THERE IS PUDDING.

[wanttobeatree]

LOL PUDDING. Over here, pudding is a variety of spongy/cakey subtances and even though I SHOULD KNOW BETTER that is always what I think of first when you Americans mention it. Which I would also like to see Danneel be naked with, but now I have the mental image of her with a Christmas pud on her lovely naked stomach.

[elizardbits]

YES YES A FLAMING BRANDY PUDDING

oh god why is that hot. wtf self, seek help.

OK NOW IMAGINE CUSTARD INSTEAD

[wanttobeatree]

NOW I AM IMAGINING DANNEEL WITH THE FLAMING BRANDY PUDDING ON HER STOMACH, CALLING OUT TO JENSEN "COME TO BED, HONEY," AND JENSEN IS ALL "NO, NO, THE CUSTARD IS LUMPY, I NEED TO STIR IT MORE, OHH AND MAYBE I SHOULD GRATE SOME NUTMEG INTO IT WHILE I'M HERE..." AND THEN DANNEEL SIGHS AND INVITES SOPHIA ROUND INSTEAD.

[elizardbits]

MEANWHILE CHAD IS OFF SULKING AS HE'S BEEN FOREVER BANNED FROM STIR-UP SUNDAY SINCE HE WAS CAUGHT ADDING A LITTLE BIT OF HIS OWN "SPECIAL SAUCE" TO THE MIX

DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT HOW HE PROFANED PANCAKE TUESDAY. NOT IF YOU EVER WANT TO ENJOY SYRUP AGAIN, THAT IS.

[wanttobeatree]

I DO NOT EAT SYRUP WITH PANCAKES. PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT CHAD'S COOKERY.

(ALSO, WHAT IS STIR-UP SUNDAY? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.)

[elizardbits]

*GASP*

STIR UP SUNDAY IS THE "EVERYONE MAKES A TWEE XMAS WISH WHILST DRUNKENLY STIRRING THE MAD LUMPY PUDDING AND THEN WANDERING OFF TO BRAWL OVER THE TEST MATCHES" TRADITION.

I thought this was normal Brit behaviour, but maybe it is just some deranged drunken Brit expat madness what only happens in Spain? Hrm.

[wanttobeatree]

WTF I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. HOW CAN YOU EVEN STIR PUDDING?

[elizardbits]

YOU HAVE TO MUSH IT ALL TOGETHER BEFORE IT IS STEAMED/BOILED/&C OBVSLY. Many times I have suggested hiring a small cement mixer but my pleas always went unheeded. BASTARDS.

[wanttobeatree]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A PUDDING.

D:

[elizardbits]

I. WHAT.

BECAUSE THAT IS HOW PUDDINGS ARE MADE, TREE

YOU MUSH ALL THE PUDDINGY BITS TOGETHER IN A MASSIVE BOWL

[wanttobeatree]

OH OKAY. OKAY. "MUSH" WAS CONFUSING ME. IDK I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY MADE A CHRISTMAS PUDDING ANYWAY.

[elizardbits]

*GASP*

STORE-BOUGHT PUDDINGS! OH MY STARS.