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THIS IS KIND OF FUN.
Write a love poem in 15 words.
I will be stone
And whisper that I love you
In the language of mountains.
*
And for my next trick, love,
I will make your heart disappear
behind my teeth.
*
LESS FUN: I just discovered the largest spider I have seen IN QUITE SOME TIME chilling in my bathroom. Could well have been 5cm in diameter (inc. the legs. Please don't ever let 5cm-not-including-legs spider ever live in my bathroom, oh god.) Luckily, the sound of my electric toothbrush seemingly scared it away and so NOW I KNOW WHAT HOLE IT LIVES IN. Oh mister, you are so getting duct taped.
(So I maybe jumped onto the window seat when it first started moving. Maybe. It was kind of hard to tell which direction it was skittering in at first, okay.)
Write a love poem in 15 words.
I will be stone
And whisper that I love you
In the language of mountains.
*
And for my next trick, love,
I will make your heart disappear
behind my teeth.
*
LESS FUN: I just discovered the largest spider I have seen IN QUITE SOME TIME chilling in my bathroom. Could well have been 5cm in diameter (inc. the legs. Please don't ever let 5cm-not-including-legs spider ever live in my bathroom, oh god.) Luckily, the sound of my electric toothbrush seemingly scared it away and so NOW I KNOW WHAT HOLE IT LIVES IN. Oh mister, you are so getting duct taped.
(So I maybe jumped onto the window seat when it first started moving. Maybe. It was kind of hard to tell which direction it was skittering in at first, okay.)