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wanttobeatree

someone special to my heart

Aug 23, 2009 22:14

This is my book stack. I trip over it at least once a day. Please admire how it is just a book or two away from being the perfect height for a bedside tea mug table - making it educational AND practical! - whilst I pretend that I am a writer.

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bibliophilia, hormonal hormones, tree can't write, i don't know what else to tag this with

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karabou August 23 2009, 21:35:14 UTC

Then mountain man!Jared has to be Gimli. The size thing would be lolariously ironic.

wanttobeatree August 23 2009, 23:15:34 UTC

Oh god. Can he please drink from the ent river so he grows super tall? I'm not sure I could cope with dwarf!Jared on a permanent basis.

TOAST IS TOTES SOME KINKY SEX ACT.

karabou August 23 2009, 23:20:21 UTC

I think that would make an excellent plot point, dwarf!Jared drinks from the ent river and it totally overcompensates. (Everywhere.)

wanttobeatree August 23 2009, 23:22:29 UTC

And then he goes 'JENSENOLAS LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME 8D' and lo Jensen the elf discovers that all this time he has had a size queen inside of him just waiting to get out.

karabou August 23 2009, 23:25:23 UTC

And that was the day the hobbits were out-gayed.

wanttobeatree August 23 2009, 23:27:54 UTC

They were out-gayed against a tree, and on the forest floor, and in Treebeard's branches (he protested very slowly), and all over every shiny white surface in Minas Tirith. Oh how very out-gayed those hobbit were!

(The hobbits are Misha and Chad, of course.)

karabou August 23 2009, 23:31:19 UTC

(Dude, I don't know, I think Misha is Tom Bombadil, or are we just talking movieverse here?)

wanttobeatree August 23 2009, 23:35:19 UTC

NUHUH JIM IS TOM BOMBADIL. A hilariously no-nonsense Tom Bombadil. Frodo is all 'um. shouldn't you be making up weird rhymes about your boots?' and Jim is all '... no.'

karabou August 23 2009, 23:41:51 UTC

ROTFL Okay, then is JDM is his BFF Gandalf, watching the wee hobbits roll around in bed? Kripke is clearly Saruman. And McG is Sauron, keeping his eye on ~teh gay~.

wanttobeatree August 23 2009, 23:45:13 UTC

BUT WHO IS ARAGORN?

And also, WHY DOES MY LIFE KEEP COMING BACK TO CWRPS!LOTR CASTING?

karabou August 23 2009, 23:54:37 UTC

BECAUSE I KEEP COMMENTING BACK? I DON'T KNOW. XD

Aragorn chould be...Aldis?

wanttobeatree August 24 2009, 00:00:52 UTC

THIS IS NOT THE FIRT TIME I HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS /o\

Oh gosh, Aldis would be the best Aragorn the world has ever known. Middle Earth just would not know what to do with him.

karabou August 24 2009, 00:32:02 UTC

O RLY. Maybe you should take that as a sign. >.>

He really would. Though it leaves the question of who'd play Eowyn...

wanttobeatree August 24 2009, 00:34:42 UTC

Mostly it's just making me want to marathon the trilogy again.

CHRISTIAN KANE DUH.

karabou August 24 2009, 00:38:20 UTC

ROTFL OBVIOUS ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.

Guess that makes Steve Arwen. Ehheheh.

Faramir and Boromir are possibly Mike and Tom...god, my brain.

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