what what in the butt

[wanttobeatree]

CREAM IS NOT AN OPTION. (CREAM IS NEVER AN OPTION.)

Poll OH GASP. Is there anything more distressing than DROPPING the carton of gross, last resort milk when you've just made a cup of tea? Amazingly, literally only one drop fell out, even when it landed on its side, so I got to make my tea. JESUS IS ON MY SIDE. KARMA. WOO. (It is gross and last resort

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[elizardbits]

*gasp*

MILKLESS TEA = CRIME AGAINST NATURE. TRUFAX.

MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE, YOU SAY? >_>

[wanttobeatree]

SO TRUE. I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. (AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON EARLY GREY.)

Gaaaaasp :O Did you address Mr. T to initial instead of full name?

[elizardbits]

:O

OHNOES. I don't think I did. I mean, on the package itself, no, but maybe on the baffling multicolored customs forms of DOOM I might have.

[wanttobeatree]

LOL EARLY GREY. I meant Earl Grey, but I think Imma stick with the Earl-y now. IT'S LIKE AN EARL, BUT NOT QUITE.

Weeeell, it could just as easily be the postman couldn't be arsed to write the full name so he initialised it instead. Dammit, postman.

[elizardbits]

OHNOES EARL GREY. Earl Grey is the foul urine of Satan. FEH. In fact, given a choice between Earl Grey and coffee, I believe I would prefer DEATH.

[wanttobeatree]

IT IS SO SAD WHEN SOMEONE MAKES YOU A CUP OF TEA AND THEN YOU DRINK IT AND DISCOVER IS IT NOT TEA AT ALL, BUT EARL GREY :(

[lo0o0ony_lauren]

hey hey hey, come on! THERE'S NO NEED FOR THIS KIND OF BLASPHEMY. Early Grey, unlike most tea, is really nice without milk - you have to have a box in for times when the milk is dead. COME ON.

[wanttobeatree]

When the milk is dead, WE BUY MORE MILK.