DREAM.
So I was Jensen Ackles, chillaxing in my big gay Canadian loveshack, and I was reading a new Big Bang. Except Jared really was a sexual predator in it. He was having an affair with a fourteen-year-old girl or something creepy like that. NATURALLY, I found it enormously upsetting, because I can never again be young for Jared like that :(
For some reason, this led to the decision to soothe my pain by buying a $7000 fish tank plus accessories and one fish. Just one. The tank was MASSIVE, but I wanted my fish to be a lone wolf or something.
Then Jared came home and stared blankly at the fish tank for a while. "IT'S TOO BIG," he insisted. "THE FISH NEEDS ROOM TO BREATHE," I shouted back. (Jared then cunningly pointed out that the fish tank was so big I couldn't actually reach the top of it to sprinkle fish food inside. I insisted that I could... if he gave me a leg up. It was yet another undignified moment in my/Jensen's life.)
And then Katie Cassidy came over! Because it was her birthday! So we smushed caked into her face.
I THINK THIS WASN'T SO MUCH A DREAM AS A VISION OF TRUTH, Y/Y.
For some reason, this led to the decision to soothe my pain by buying a $7000 fish tank plus accessories and one fish. Just one. The tank was MASSIVE, but I wanted my fish to be a lone wolf or something.
Then Jared came home and stared blankly at the fish tank for a while. "IT'S TOO BIG," he insisted. "THE FISH NEEDS ROOM TO BREATHE," I shouted back. (Jared then cunningly pointed out that the fish tank was so big I couldn't actually reach the top of it to sprinkle fish food inside. I insisted that I could... if he gave me a leg up. It was yet another undignified moment in my/Jensen's life.)
And then Katie Cassidy came over! Because it was her birthday! So we smushed caked into her face.
I THINK THIS WASN'T SO MUCH A DREAM AS A VISION OF TRUTH, Y/Y.