DREAM.
Some other stuff happened before this, which I think involved the latest hit reality TV Show 'America's Next Top Key-Cutter' and possibly a Playmobil jailbreak, but I can't remember that as clearly.
I was busy teaching homophobic children lessons about life and ~love~. I was having a very cutesy moment with one of them, but then OH NO a giant piece of coral fell on her and squashed her dead. Conveniently, this was on her family plot in a surprise graveyard (that later turned out to be in the hallway of someone's house), which made the burial very easy. Turned out we were IN THE FUTURE, so her gravesite involved lots of unnecessary electronics. I polished them with my sweat, in order to... get them all nice and bisexual-y?
Then, because we're IN THE FUTURE, the Dark Angel cast comes by. OC mocks my bisexual sweat, as hers is full lesbian; Alec is NOT THERE AT ALL, wtf subconscious; Logan hangs around with me to help me polish the electronic hallway grave. We have a very, very romcom moment of UST in which he takes a vacuum cleaner accessory from my hands and fixes it for me, with significant glances and brushing fingertips.
THEN A ZOMBIE COMES. Except she's not actually quite undead and she's covered in these rather gross red welts and she looked, thinking about it, like Penny from Dr Horrible. She wants to talk Logan about something. HEY OKAY, I say, YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, and I run to hide in the bathroom.
Zombie!Penny decides, after a quick chat with Logan, it would be funny to torment me from outside the bathroom, seeing as the bathroom door is made entirely of glass. So she's tapping on the glass door and talking smack about me, I'm yelling at her to go away whilst - for some reason - eating peanuts. That's when the Jonas Brothers appears. They wave at me and attempt to engage Zombie!Penny in polite conversation.
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHEN I WOKE UP. And promptly came to the conclusion that damn do I have some rapid onset REM sleep, as I'd been asleep for about 40 minutes.
I was busy teaching homophobic children lessons about life and ~love~. I was having a very cutesy moment with one of them, but then OH NO a giant piece of coral fell on her and squashed her dead. Conveniently, this was on her family plot in a surprise graveyard (that later turned out to be in the hallway of someone's house), which made the burial very easy. Turned out we were IN THE FUTURE, so her gravesite involved lots of unnecessary electronics. I polished them with my sweat, in order to... get them all nice and bisexual-y?
Then, because we're IN THE FUTURE, the Dark Angel cast comes by. OC mocks my bisexual sweat, as hers is full lesbian; Alec is NOT THERE AT ALL, wtf subconscious; Logan hangs around with me to help me polish the electronic hallway grave. We have a very, very romcom moment of UST in which he takes a vacuum cleaner accessory from my hands and fixes it for me, with significant glances and brushing fingertips.
THEN A ZOMBIE COMES. Except she's not actually quite undead and she's covered in these rather gross red welts and she looked, thinking about it, like Penny from Dr Horrible. She wants to talk Logan about something. HEY OKAY, I say, YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, and I run to hide in the bathroom.
Zombie!Penny decides, after a quick chat with Logan, it would be funny to torment me from outside the bathroom, seeing as the bathroom door is made entirely of glass. So she's tapping on the glass door and talking smack about me, I'm yelling at her to go away whilst - for some reason - eating peanuts. That's when the Jonas Brothers appears. They wave at me and attempt to engage Zombie!Penny in polite conversation.
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHEN I WOKE UP. And promptly came to the conclusion that damn do I have some rapid onset REM sleep, as I'd been asleep for about 40 minutes.