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wanttobeatree

the greatest story ever told

May 18, 2009 09:10

LOL I just remembered this amazing J2 fic idea I was considering doing for Big Bang, in which Jared and Jensen are both study abroad students in England. Jared is doing English with Media Studies, so he's all cool and pop cultural; Jensen is doing English with Creative Writing, so he's a pretentious twat. He really hates Jared because everyone is ( Read more... )

things that people should write me, don't try to deny their epic romance, english is such a stupid subject

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twofourteen May 18 2009, 08:17:41 UTC

LOL. I love it.

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:32:47 UTC

And then they go on a sight-seeing tour and Jensen was running kind of late so the only free space on the coach is next to Jared. Jared sings the whole way to Stonehenge but then he is surprisingly moved by the sight of really big rocks. It touches Jensen in his soul place.

twofourteen May 18 2009, 08:33:30 UTC

What does he sing?

And where is Jensen's soul place?

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:35:16 UTC

He start off with 'if you're happy and you know it,' but by the time they get into Wiltshire he's moved on to Motown's greatest hits.

IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING. Jensen always thought his soul place was kind of in the heart area, but watching Jared watch stones makes somewhere a bit lower down tingle.

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woodstarling May 18 2009, 08:21:42 UTC

Do want.

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:35:40 UTC

ALSO WANT D:

certainthings May 18 2009, 08:30:14 UTC

But you're still writing this even if it's not for the big BB, yeah?

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:33:53 UTC

God help me, but I think I might be. On top of everything else ever. Augh massive fic to-do list D:

certainthings May 18 2009, 08:43:55 UTC

*cheers you on*

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wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:36:19 UTC

Can it be for next year's birthday? Or like, a massively late mid-July birthday celebration? -_-

smallcaps May 18 2009, 08:47:04 UTC

Please tell me Jensen is a pretentious wannabe poet and wears, like, black turtlenecks.

And he thinks Jared looks down on him (or at least thinks he's boring and lame), and instead finds out later that Jared is all ENVIOUS and thinks Jensen is RIDICULOUSLY DEEP AND INTELLIGENT AND PROFOUND, like maybe the next Hunter S Thompson, and Jensen's all: WHAT.

Basically, any J2 ever is better than my sordid tale of the underground gummi dealing ring and Jensen's sordid addiction and how he starts selling himself (sordidly) for gummis.

One day I'll have an idea that's not crack. I don't know when that day might be. :(

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 08:51:13 UTC

EXACTLY. Jensen wears knitwear and hipster glasses and artfully knotted scarves and he probably owns Doc Martens. (I mean, I love my own pair madly and wildly, but before I came to uni I was always the only person in the room wearing 'em.) He wants to be the male Margaret Atwood - accessible, yet profound.

Jared wants to be the next Quentin Tarantino, but he thinks he!Atwood is way hot, too.

I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN READING FIC ABOUT JENSEN'S GUMMI ADDICTION AND TRAGIC DECLINE INTO PROSTITUTION.

smallcaps May 18 2009, 09:00:01 UTC

OH GOD NO NOW I HAVE THE MENTAL IMAGE OF TARANTINO/ATWOOD FIC AND MY BRAIN IS RUINED.

I have furry leopard print Doc Martens. Do I win lose win?

Normal people write about characters getting addicted to real drugs. But noooooo, I had to go and want it to be fucking gummis. This fandom has done peculiar things to my brain.

wanttobeatree May 18 2009, 09:06:53 UTC

LOL FOREVER. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME CHOKE ON TEA LAST NIGHT.

I think that is a definite case of winning. Although the idea of furry Docs is boggling my mind somewhat. How does that work? (However it works, I bet Jared wears them.)

Write it write it write it 8D you could start a trend. Write it as if you're being DEADLY SERIOUS about the tragedy of gummilove.

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