misha what have you done

[wanttobeatree]

DYING. OH GOD DYINGGGG.

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[theoret]

AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

(Also you cannot mention Igors without my brain trying futilely to turn this into some kind of Discworld crossover.)

[wanttobeatree]

THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. And now I am imagining some kind of bizarre AU in which Jared is Carrot and Jensen is Angua and Chad is Nobby *_*

[theoret]

AAAAHHHHHH!!

I read this: "Jared is Carrot" and was like "THIS IS SO TRUFAX, HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT THIS BEFORE" and then I read this "Jensen is Angua" and was like "AsdFfgg it would be SO PERFECT." and then I read this "Chad is Nobby" and DIED FOREVER.

I have NO IDEA how I managed to survive without your CRACKY MAGNIFICENT BRAIN in my life up until now. <333

(...does this make Danneel Cheery Littlebottom?)

[wanttobeatree]

IDEK how you survived without me, man. IDEK. I expect there was a lot of pining for something you knew not what.

I CANNOT FIGURE DANNEEL OUT D: Maybe Misha could be Cheery. Everyone assumes he is a guy but actually he is a girl. Yes. Non-gender specific names ftw!

[theoret]

I HAD A TREE SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART, AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT

[wanttobeatree]

THEORY: you + me + hilarity = next time I am back home. Which isn't until June but WHATEVER. You're around the Oxford-y area, yes?

HEY they all have beards. For all we know there are very many crossdressers among them already. It wouldn't surprise me if Pterry brings it up in one of his books one day... But HELL YES to crossdressing!dwarf!Misha. Who - I am now imagining with a sassyass beard. Omg. Also wait, does this mean Angua!Jensen is a girl? Maybe Mishmish should get his genderqueer advice from Whoever Danneel Or Genevieve Are. (And omg who would Vimes be? JDM? WHAT ABOUT VETINARI? I guess Kripke has the evil genius thing going for him...)

[theoret]

Yep! I'm in Oxford! SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

I WOULD LOVE IT SO MUCH IF HE DID. But IDK how many more books we're going to get from him. *woeface*

MISHA WOULD BE THE SASSIEST DWARF IN TOWN. I vote that Angua!Jensen is a boy, he just has ~*~fabulous fashion sense~*~, so it makes sense to go to him for advice. Maybe Genevieve and Danneel can come too, whoever they are (possibly I just like the thought of Jensen going out girly clothes shopping with three 'girls' one of whom is Misha Collins). BUT WHO IS FRED COLON? Whoever it is will be BBFs with Chad, so we much choose wisely! ...I think possibly I kind of want JDM to be Fred and Vimes to be Kim Manners. Because Kim Manners was one of the few people I could picture pulling off that level of badassitude. Y/Y?

[wanttobeatree]

I CAN'T I ONLY HAVE A FEW DISCWORLD BOOKS HERE. YOU WRITE IT.

[tenebris]

*rudely intrudes on comment thread*

BUT BUT BUT YOU HAVE THE INTERNET. CAN THEY NOT ASSIST YOU? BECAUSE THEY NEED THIS. THEY REALLY NEEEEED THIS.

Trufax.

[wanttobeatree]

WHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE GANGING UP ON ME AND MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE THINGS D:

[tenebris]

BECAUSE YOU JUST FIGURED OUT THAT JDM WOULD BE VIMES. OMGYEEEEES.

(Would that make Sam(antha) LADY SYBIL? because i would be AWESOME with that.)

Incidentally? EDLUND IS LEONARD OF QUIRM. You knoooow this to be truuuuue. Kripke is totes VETINARI although with a little more emo than the actual Vetinari. OR JIM IS VETINARI? JIM WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT VETINARI. Though now I picture Jim!Vetinari making JDM!Vimes' eyes melt with his "I ship Jared!Carrot/Jensen!Angua" shirts.

Also, is Misha Cheery...or is Misha SALLY? Huh?

[wingstar]

OMGOMGOMG

OMG

seriously. this HAS to exist somewhere. *is ded from lulz*

[flawedamythyst]

This would be so very, very perfect, and my brain is exploding from the awesome.