OMG I bet their personal cashmere saleswoman is so personal that she comes to their house with the latest cashmere designs. Swatches for them to LOOK AT AND TOUCH. (They keep said swatches in the drawer with all the carpet samples. Except for the super-soft cashmere samples, which Jensen keeps in his bedside table, with the lube.)
I think they have here on speed dial. When Jensen's feeling nervous about cons/airborne viruses/his hair, Jared calls her up and holds the phone to Jensen's ear whilst, idk, Abigail- let's call her Abigail- talks him through the latest patterns.
(MISHA'S BONGOS MUST ALWAYS BE REITERATED. Augh I should be writing right now, probably, but I am le tired. MAYBE tomorrow I'll go to a coffee shop and write where I can't be distracted by the intertubes.)
asdjkfnfg oh goddd this makes me want to write cashmere into my wip somehow. NO, SELF, YOU'RE ALREADY HAVING TIE BONDAGE SEX. NO CASHMERE.
(YOU ARE A GOOD BONGO SOLDIER. ikr D: I got one of my favourite shitderful teen horror novels off of Amazon last week, and I've barely even touched it because I'm just. ALL J2 ALL THE TIME.)
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BECAUSE THEY KEEP RUBBING HOLES IT IN WITH THEIR COCKS.
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(MISHA'S BONGOS MUST ALWAYS BE REITERATED. Augh I should be writing right now, probably, but I am le tired. MAYBE tomorrow I'll go to a coffee shop and write where I can't be distracted by the intertubes.)
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(YOU ARE A GOOD BONGO SOLDIER. ikr D: I got one of my favourite shitderful teen horror novels off of Amazon last week, and I've barely even touched it because I'm just. ALL J2 ALL THE TIME.)
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