I just misread a Jack/Ianto rant on fanficrants as JARED/IANTO. Which. NO, SELF. NO. You don't even watch Torchwood, why do you find this so intriguing.
And anyway, you can't start shipping Jared with anyone else (not even fictional characters) when him and Jensen are being SO FUCKING GAY OH MY GOD. *_* And I mean. JENSEN! DANCING! How much sex did Jared give him the night before, for him to be so relaxed at a CON?
BOYS!!
If they are even half as homoerotic at Asylum, I will die. And it will be the best death ever.
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YAY I AM ACTUALLY WRITING A LITTLE BIT. (Until I got distracted updating my LJ, shush.)
Oh god that reminds me. I already lamented thoroughly at
rudhampaiel, but the rest of the world needs to know: whilst we were off talking about porn in Winchester, my mum decided to leave my laundry in my room instead of at the bottom of my stairs like she normally does. So she put it on the chair next to my desk. Behind which there is wall covered in fic plans, including such bullet points as 'BONDAGE SEX?'
Maybe she didn't actually read them, but my mum is PRETTY NOSY, which has lead to hilarious cock-related situations in the past, so. If ever she had any doubt re quite what I get up to on the internet, I'd say she probably knows now.
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE TEASING TO BEGIN.