you could be my flamingo
1. PINK DOLPHIN! PINK! J2 dolphin AU? Jared is the prettiest dolphin at the ball. Jensen is a marine biologist. Together they fight crime read the 'how to have sex with dolphins' website and find true love.
2. EURGH there is no heat in my room today. Not a jot. Our radiators are so temperamental. Also there is no hot water which is just NOT ON. YOU ARE ON NOTICE, ROOM.
3. I think Upstairs Neighbour may actually have been murdered last night. Lots of banging and shouting, a cut-off scream? Alas poor Upstairs Neighbour, I hardly knew you. (But I knew your CD collection very, very intimately.)
4. I really, really hate studying Hamlet. This is so annoying. I really enjoyed everything we studied last semester, even if the CRAZY FLOOD OF KNOWLEDGE was a little overwhelming at times, but I just cannot make myself enjoy Hamlet. I'M TRYING. Just not succeeding.
5. But on the plus side, hating on Hamlet is really inspiring me to stop reading this boringass essay and start writing instead.
6. Okay I will concede that this is quite interesting: 'In Elizabethan slang, "nothing" was a term for the female genitalia, as in Much Ado about Nothing." I DID NOT KNOW THIS. Oh Shakespeare, so smutty.
2. EURGH there is no heat in my room today. Not a jot. Our radiators are so temperamental. Also there is no hot water which is just NOT ON. YOU ARE ON NOTICE, ROOM.
3. I think Upstairs Neighbour may actually have been murdered last night. Lots of banging and shouting, a cut-off scream? Alas poor Upstairs Neighbour, I hardly knew you. (But I knew your CD collection very, very intimately.)
4. I really, really hate studying Hamlet. This is so annoying. I really enjoyed everything we studied last semester, even if the CRAZY FLOOD OF KNOWLEDGE was a little overwhelming at times, but I just cannot make myself enjoy Hamlet. I'M TRYING. Just not succeeding.
5. But on the plus side, hating on Hamlet is really inspiring me to stop reading this boringass essay and start writing instead.
6. Okay I will concede that this is quite interesting: 'In Elizabethan slang, "nothing" was a term for the female genitalia, as in Much Ado about Nothing." I DID NOT KNOW THIS. Oh Shakespeare, so smutty.