Unrelated life summary:
sazzlette: oh ps i had a retarded/awesome idea
wanttobeatree: tell me immediately
wanttobeatree: (il how we've just summed up our life w/ those two sentences)
OKAY
SERIOUSLY
I NO LONGER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GOD
THIS SHOW IS ON A MOTHERFUCKING ROLL.
(For the record, this is a slight exaggeration, and if God rly does show up and do something lame and you all say 'BUT SUSAN I THOUGHT YOU NO LONGER CARED' I will stab your faces.)
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT ILU SHOW ♥ YOU ARE THE SHOW THAT MAKES DEAN THROW ANOTHER PUNCH WHEN WE THINK HE'S DONE, AND YOU MAKE THE HUNGRY GUY WHO WE THINK IS GOING TO FIGHT HIS MONTER INSIDES GIVE IN AND EAT SOMEONE, AND YOU MAKE US THINK SAM IS ABOUT TO BUST OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH HIS PSYCHIC POWERS ONLY TO GO 'LOL NO ATCH HE'LL USE A COAT HANGER', AND YOU MAKE US THINK HUNGRY GUY CAN BE SAVED ONLY TO HAVE SAM TOAST THE MOTHERFUCKER.
OKAY IT WAS ANVILICIOUS, BUT IT WAS THE GOOD KIND OF ANVIL.
SRSLY I REALLY WAS EXPECTING HUNGRY GUY TO STAY HUNGRY.
AND OMFG I THINK THE WHOLE OPENING EIGHT MINUTES WERE JUST MADE FOR ME.
PUNCHINGS.
DOMESTICS.
ANGRYFACES.
DEAN SAYS THAT HE WOULD HUNT SAM AND MY HEART FUCKING BREAKS BUT IDEC BECAUSE SAM'S HEART BREAKS MORE. I SWEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS THERE BEFORE TRAVIS RANG. AND FOR A WHILE THERE, I REALLY DID THINK DEAN MIGHT LEAVE.
ALSO HOLY SHIT HE SMASHED THINGS. I HAVE REWATCHED THAT WHOLE SCENE MANY TIMES NOW AND I JUST FUCKING PHYSICALLY GLEE WHEN HE GOES 'DEAN SMASH!!'
(ALSO, I WOULD NOW RLY LIKE A FIC WHERE SAMANDEAN HUNTS THE HULK. Y/Y?)
ALSO ALSO, I HAVE A SERIOUS CHEWING SQUICK (IDEK), SO THIS EPISODE WAS VAGUELY HELLISH FOR ME, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, BECAUSE DEAN PUNCHED SAM'S FACES. AND THEN THEY WERE ANGRY AND SAM MADE HIS FACE MORE AND PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS. AND OMG SAM'S FACE WHEN HUNGRY GUY SAID DEAN WASN'T DEAD- SOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING RELIEF.
AND THEN THEY SAID LOOOONGPIG AND MANBURGER A LOT.
AND AND AND THEN HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN THEY BURST THROUGH THE DOOR.
OH SAM SAM SAM WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS IS GOING TO BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO STOP USING YOUR POWERS? BB THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GOOOOOD. (ALSO, DEAN IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET HIMSELF ALMOST KILLED AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO EXPLODE AND IT WILL BE HOTT.) (OH SAM YOUR DEMON BLOODED SELF ♥)
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THIS WEEK ON NECROPHILIA WATCH: NOT MUCH, SRY2SAY, BUT WE HAD OURSELVES SOME CANNIBALISM INSTEAD!
THIS WEEK ON 'ARE SAM AND RUBY FUCKING?' WATCH: I STILL DON'T THINK THEY ARE AND I DON'T THINK WE'RE MEANT TO THINK THEY ARE, TBH.
THIS WEEK ON 'KRIPKE STOP STEALING MY LINES' WATCH:"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, ONLY WHAT YOU DO" VS.
“It doesn’t matter what you are,” he says. “It’s what you do.” BRB GOING TO WATCH SAM FIGHT BACK THE TEARS SOME MORE.