FIERCE.
Things I am finding hilarious about this picture:
1. HE HAS A SIDE-PARTING. A SIDE PARTING.
2. Just, everything about the hair, to be honest. Why is it so big, and yet so flat? Why does he seem to be missing half of it? Why would anyone style his hair so his forehead seems massive and lopsided AT THE SAME TIME?
3. His face.
4. HE HAS AN ANGRY MOUTH.
5. His face is so white whilst his arms are so brown.
6. Re arms: are they incredibly hairy, or are all the veins just giving them a strange new texture?
7. He is standing off centre. BECAUSE HE IS FIERCE.
8. Said off-centreness really does make it look like he is about to do a 'NUHUH, GIRLFRIEND' head-wiggle.
9. Somehow, the way his t-shirt is lying makes him look entirely flat. And not in a 'omg he is so fit' kind of way. Rather 'omg he is a cardboard cut out?'
10. His legs are pressed so tightly together it does actually look like he's wearing a denim skirt. (Interesting fact: I typed 'demon skirt'.)
11. For once, we cannot see his cock.
12. NUHUH, GIRLFRIEND.
13. Is that a cowbell?
ilu jared ♥