from my depraved past.

[wanttobeatree]

(which is to say: a week ago)

silverpenlight: I'm just waiting for him to whip out his demon-vomiting powers
wanttobeatree: that makes it sound like he vomits demons
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry... BLEEEURK
silverpenlight: ....ahahaha you're right
silverpenlight: THAT MUST MAKE HANGOVERS REALLY FUN
wanttobeatree: OH SHIT
THAT'S WHERE ALL THE DEMONS CAME FROM
SAM VOMITED THEM INTO THE WORLD
silverpenlight: maybe he uses them to get back at Dean
don't piss me off, or I'll puke demons into your bed!
wanttobeatree: dean is all BLAH BLAH EATING WITH MOUTHFUL
sam is all DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS WITH YOUR FOODMOUTH :|
dean licks sam's laptop
it all goes downhill from there
silverpenlight: ...read that as dean licks sam's lap
DOES SAM HAVE A DELICIOUS LAP?
DOES HIS CROTCH TASTE OF PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE?
wanttobeatree: VERY
EXTREMELY
PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE AND CHEESECAKE
silverpenlight: WHENEVER DEAN GETS DEPRESSED, HE JUST LICKS SAM'S LAP FOR A WHILE
IT'S THE NEW CRACK
wanttobeatree: crack
buttcrack
cheesecake in buttcrack
:(
silverpenlight: ... I weep
wanttobeatree: sry
silverpenlight: did dean used to lick sam's buttcrack?
"sam, I want dessert!"
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS"
wanttobeatree: wait wait
did sam just order dean to drop his trousers
because dean wants dessert?
is that what just happened?
silverpenlight: ....no
but it would be interesting if it did
wanttobeatree: yes :(
silverpenlight: does that mean if sam gives dean a blowjob, dean tastes cheesecake?
is - is that what we're saying?
wanttobeatree: I THINK
WE MIGHT BE SAYING
THAT SAM EJACULATES DESSERTS
AND VOMITS DEMONS
PERHAPS AT THE SAME TIME?
silverpenlight: OH GOD
THAT WOULD MAKE SEX A LITTLE INTERESTING
IF HE PUKED DEMONS ALL OVER DEAN AS HE WAS DOING HIM UP THE ASS
wanttobeatree: ... D:
silverpenlight: oh god I just
imagined
him ejaculating like - a slice of cake
whole
wanttobeatree: ...
asfkjfjho
yes
to that
silverpenlight: they would never starve
wanttobeatree: but they might sometimes wish they would :(