nonspoilery title.
I'm absolutely exhausted and I'm not quite sure why. I may have got myself a case of freshers flu.
After the trauma that was yesterday's teeny tiny deer death, let your hearts be warmed by the tale of a guy PUNCHING! a SHARK! to save his little dog. Go team shark punching.
***
Anyway, I had known before hand that there wasn't going to be any Sam in this episode, which had made me quite sad (although I took heart in the fact that Jared spent the free time going to, idk, I think it was Hawaii), but now I have seen it I DO NOT FUCKING CARE AND I DIDN'T ONCE YEARN FOR SAM AND THE WEE FRAGMENT OF SAM WE DID HAVE WAS QUITE SATISFYING FOR ME AS HE SEEMED V. TRAUMATISED AND BADASS IN IT.
AND THEN.
OMFG
I AM SO FUCKING KRIPKED ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE.
MARY MADE A DEAL TO SAVE JOHN. SO KRIPKED. AWWW YEAH.
ALSO, I ENJOYED CASTIEL TODAY A LOT MORE THAN I DID LAST WEEK. 'STOP SAM OR ELSE I WILL' OMG. IT COULD END UP IN SOME KIND OF THRILLING RACE AGAINST TIME W/ DEAN TRYING TO BEAT THE ANGELIC HITMEN TO SAM SO HE CAN TALK HIM DOWN FROM HIS PERCH OF CRAZY DEMONJESUS MADNESS BEFORE SAM GETS SMOTE WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT.
ALSO. YED I HAVE MISSED YOU SO HARD AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN'T FRED YOU WERE A VERY ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE.
ALSO. OF COURSE DEAN WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE IMPALA. IT WAS LIKE HIS CAR ~*FROM THE BEGINNING*~
ALSO. THIS WEEK ON NECROPHILIA WATCH: MARY KISSED HER DAD'S CORPSE. THAT'S HOT.
AND MARY WAS A FUCKING BADASS. SHE GOT SKILLZZZZ. I AM TOTALLY WILLING TO ADMIT DEFEAT ON THE 'OMG PREVIOUS GENERATION OF PSYCHICS!MARY' BECAUSE HUNTER!MARY WAS AWESOME AND WONDERFUL AND ALSO A RLY GOOD CASTING CHOICE (SHE HAD THE MAMA WINCHESTER NOSE) AND NOW I WANT AUS WHERE MARY DIDN'T DIE AND THEY GREW UP TO BECOME AN INCREDIBLE FAMILY BADASS HUNTERS.
AND, SWEET JOHN MADE MY HEART BREAK.
AND OH DEAN ♥ (LOL HE IS NAMED AFTER HIS GRANDMOTHER) AND OH SHIT, THANK YOU SHOW, FOR GIVING US SOME MORE FREAKYASS HELL-FLASHES BY WHICH DEAN WAS CLEARLY AFFECTED. OH HIS PAINED FACE OF PAIN. BB IT IS JUST GONNA GET HARDER ♥
AND. OH SAM. HE IS SO FUCKING TRAUMATISED AND IT WAS LIKE A 40 SECOND KICK IN THE FACE SO IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING HE WASN'T IN THE EPISODE ANY MORE OR ELSE MY NOSE WOLD PROBABLY BE BROKEN. (LOL HE IS NAMED OVER HIS GRANDFATHER WHO WAS THE YED. (OKAY SRSLY THAT IS A LITTLE FUCKED UP. YES, NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER YOUR DEAD PARENTS = SWEET AND WONDERFUL. NAMING YOUR KID AFTER YOUR DEAD PARENT OF WHOM YOUR LAST MEMORY IS MAKING OUT WITH HIS CORPSE... WELL. I MEAN.))
AND TBC OMGGGG.
YAY.
THIS EPISODE HAS PLEASURED ME MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, PSYCHICALLY, SPIRITUALLY, SEXUALLY, AND WITH ITS TONGUE.
PS. I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD WHEN SAMUEL AND DEAN HAD THEIR PRIEST-OFF.
PPS. SILVERPENLIGHT AND I ARE ENGAGING IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH RE WHO GETS TO MARRY KRIPKE. FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN THE BLOODSHED.
After the trauma that was yesterday's teeny tiny deer death, let your hearts be warmed by the tale of a guy PUNCHING! a SHARK! to save his little dog. Go team shark punching.
***
Anyway, I had known before hand that there wasn't going to be any Sam in this episode, which had made me quite sad (although I took heart in the fact that Jared spent the free time going to, idk, I think it was Hawaii), but now I have seen it I DO NOT FUCKING CARE AND I DIDN'T ONCE YEARN FOR SAM AND THE WEE FRAGMENT OF SAM WE DID HAVE WAS QUITE SATISFYING FOR ME AS HE SEEMED V. TRAUMATISED AND BADASS IN IT.
AND THEN.
OMFG
I AM SO FUCKING KRIPKED ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE.
MARY MADE A DEAL TO SAVE JOHN. SO KRIPKED. AWWW YEAH.
ALSO, I ENJOYED CASTIEL TODAY A LOT MORE THAN I DID LAST WEEK. 'STOP SAM OR ELSE I WILL' OMG. IT COULD END UP IN SOME KIND OF THRILLING RACE AGAINST TIME W/ DEAN TRYING TO BEAT THE ANGELIC HITMEN TO SAM SO HE CAN TALK HIM DOWN FROM HIS PERCH OF CRAZY DEMONJESUS MADNESS BEFORE SAM GETS SMOTE WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT.
ALSO. YED I HAVE MISSED YOU SO HARD AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN'T FRED YOU WERE A VERY ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE.
ALSO. OF COURSE DEAN WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE IMPALA. IT WAS LIKE HIS CAR ~*FROM THE BEGINNING*~
ALSO. THIS WEEK ON NECROPHILIA WATCH: MARY KISSED HER DAD'S CORPSE. THAT'S HOT.
AND MARY WAS A FUCKING BADASS. SHE GOT SKILLZZZZ. I AM TOTALLY WILLING TO ADMIT DEFEAT ON THE 'OMG PREVIOUS GENERATION OF PSYCHICS!MARY' BECAUSE HUNTER!MARY WAS AWESOME AND WONDERFUL AND ALSO A RLY GOOD CASTING CHOICE (SHE HAD THE MAMA WINCHESTER NOSE) AND NOW I WANT AUS WHERE MARY DIDN'T DIE AND THEY GREW UP TO BECOME AN INCREDIBLE FAMILY BADASS HUNTERS.
AND, SWEET JOHN MADE MY HEART BREAK.
AND OH DEAN ♥ (LOL HE IS NAMED AFTER HIS GRANDMOTHER) AND OH SHIT, THANK YOU SHOW, FOR GIVING US SOME MORE FREAKYASS HELL-FLASHES BY WHICH DEAN WAS CLEARLY AFFECTED. OH HIS PAINED FACE OF PAIN. BB IT IS JUST GONNA GET HARDER ♥
AND. OH SAM. HE IS SO FUCKING TRAUMATISED AND IT WAS LIKE A 40 SECOND KICK IN THE FACE SO IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING HE WASN'T IN THE EPISODE ANY MORE OR ELSE MY NOSE WOLD PROBABLY BE BROKEN. (LOL HE IS NAMED OVER HIS GRANDFATHER WHO WAS THE YED. (OKAY SRSLY THAT IS A LITTLE FUCKED UP. YES, NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER YOUR DEAD PARENTS = SWEET AND WONDERFUL. NAMING YOUR KID AFTER YOUR DEAD PARENT OF WHOM YOUR LAST MEMORY IS MAKING OUT WITH HIS CORPSE... WELL. I MEAN.))
AND TBC OMGGGG.
YAY.
THIS EPISODE HAS PLEASURED ME MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY, PSYCHICALLY, SPIRITUALLY, SEXUALLY, AND WITH ITS TONGUE.
PS. I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD WHEN SAMUEL AND DEAN HAD THEIR PRIEST-OFF.
PPS. SILVERPENLIGHT AND I ARE ENGAGING IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH RE WHO GETS TO MARRY KRIPKE. FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN THE BLOODSHED.