recipe: add crushed garlic
wanttobeatree: i♥ garlic! --wait, how do I crush it?
wanttobeatre: ... do I hit it with a spoon?
garlic: *hit with spoon*
wanttobeatree: ...
wanttobeatree: okay, not the spoon, then.
garlic: *sliced*
garlic: *HIT WITH SPOON*
garlic: *knived*
garlic: *... pestled, dammit*
wanttobeatre: :|
garlic: :D?
wanttobeatree: OH WE HAVE A FUCKING GARLIC PRESS.
6.28pm oh man that was delicious. I am fucking AWESOME, y'all. Simple as fuck recipe to be fair, but mmmmm coriander and garlic and lemon. The trifecta of flavoursome win.
6.35pm ROCKSTAR AU.
J2 ROCKSTAR AU. I haven't read it yet so I don't think know if it's any good, but ajfdsjk. First spies, now this? Best week ever.