I can see your skull from here, love
Memo to self: when bored, do not return to the scene of the wank to see if anything interesting has happened. You'll just end up reading something that offends you even more. Next time, stick to Fandom Wank and the boob icons.
Today has just been that kind of day, really. The delights of being a teenager. Can't even curl up on the sofa with my DVDs and some chocolate, as 1, the parents are watching the telly, and 2, I don't have any chocolate.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, silverpenlight probably hasn't been eaten by ghosts and I sort of wrote a sestina today. I say sort of, because I have this thing with counting and my inability to do it. So I only wrote five stanzas and the tercet, and I liked what I got too much to add the final stanza. It would have DISRUPTED MY CREATIVITY. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.
(Shall type it up later, once my parents aren't around to try and read it.)
eta: Hey, you know what's cheered me up somewhat? Remembering that I made this last night:
And then I had this conversation, to go with it:
Susan: THAT IS HIS O-FACE
FROM WHEN HE MASTURBATES
WITH HIS TALLER SELF
Hallia: THAT'S WHAT JENSEN LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE COMES
LIKE A MOOSE
Susan: OH MOOSE
SUCH NOBLE, RIDICULOUS BEASTS <3
LIKE JENSEN
IN A WAY
Hallia: LITTLE KNOWN FACT: ALL MOOSE LOOK LIKE JENSEN WHEN THEY COME
EXACTLY
Susan: AHAHAHA YES THEY STOLE IT FROM HIM
WHEN HE CAME TO CANADA
AND ORGASMED IN THE BUSHES A LOT
Hallia: FUCK YEAH
Susan: THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SO FULL OF
IDK
GRASS?
TREES?
PLANTS AND STUFF
JENSEN JUICE
IT'S AN EXCELLENT FERTILISER
Hallia: JENSEN'S SPERM: LIKE GOD, IN A WAY
Susan: ANGERED EASILY BY FRUIT?
... * imagines how that would go*
Jared: HEY JENSEN, I GOT AN APPLE
Jenen: MOOSE FACE ACTIVATE
Hallia: PRONE TO STRIKING PEOPLE DOWN
:D
OH MAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
JARED BEING LIKE "HONEY, MY PLANTS AREN'T GROWING" AND JENSEN GOES ALL "LEAVE IT TO ME" AND THEN HE RUNS OUTSIDE AND MASTURBATES ALL OVER THE GARDEN
Today has just been that kind of day, really. The delights of being a teenager. Can't even curl up on the sofa with my DVDs and some chocolate, as 1, the parents are watching the telly, and 2, I don't have any chocolate.
ON THE PLUS SIDE, silverpenlight probably hasn't been eaten by ghosts and I sort of wrote a sestina today. I say sort of, because I have this thing with counting and my inability to do it. So I only wrote five stanzas and the tercet, and I liked what I got too much to add the final stanza. It would have DISRUPTED MY CREATIVITY. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.
(Shall type it up later, once my parents aren't around to try and read it.)
eta: Hey, you know what's cheered me up somewhat? Remembering that I made this last night:
And then I had this conversation, to go with it:
Susan: THAT IS HIS O-FACE
FROM WHEN HE MASTURBATES
WITH HIS TALLER SELF
Hallia: THAT'S WHAT JENSEN LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE COMES
LIKE A MOOSE
Susan: OH MOOSE
SUCH NOBLE, RIDICULOUS BEASTS <3
LIKE JENSEN
IN A WAY
Hallia: LITTLE KNOWN FACT: ALL MOOSE LOOK LIKE JENSEN WHEN THEY COME
EXACTLY
Susan: AHAHAHA YES THEY STOLE IT FROM HIM
WHEN HE CAME TO CANADA
AND ORGASMED IN THE BUSHES A LOT
Hallia: FUCK YEAH
Susan: THAT IS WHY YOU ARE SO FULL OF
IDK
GRASS?
TREES?
PLANTS AND STUFF
JENSEN JUICE
IT'S AN EXCELLENT FERTILISER
Hallia: JENSEN'S SPERM: LIKE GOD, IN A WAY
Susan: ANGERED EASILY BY FRUIT?
... * imagines how that would go*
Jared: HEY JENSEN, I GOT AN APPLE
Jenen: MOOSE FACE ACTIVATE
Hallia: PRONE TO STRIKING PEOPLE DOWN
:D
OH MAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
JARED BEING LIKE "HONEY, MY PLANTS AREN'T GROWING" AND JENSEN GOES ALL "LEAVE IT TO ME" AND THEN HE RUNS OUTSIDE AND MASTURBATES ALL OVER THE GARDEN