pretty normal, as far as these things go

[wanttobeatree]

So my mum's sat watching the telly, wearing a poncho and a cowboy hat.

All in a day's work.

(HEY I WROTE SEX. LIKE ACTUAL SEX SEX. WITH SEX. THERE IS SEX. AND I WROTE IT. Only took nine years \o/)

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[wanttobeatree]

OMG DON'T RUSH THE MAGIC! I NEED TO FINISH THE REST OF THE FIC FIRST :P

To be fair to her, she was going to a fancy dress party. Which didn't make the sight any less hilarious for me \o/

[wanttobeatree]

IT IS WINCEST, I WARN YOU. BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS REJOICE IN ITS EXISTENCE WITHOUT ACTUALLY READING IT.

She had a toy rifle and everything. And BOOTS. It was a wonderful moment for me :D

[wanttobeatree]

AHAHAHA YOU PERV. OKAY THEN. THE MORE REJOICING, THE MERRIER :D

I have only two pairs of boots. And one of those are Doc Martens, so they don't really count. Idk how I live. (Although, I don't really wear the non Doc Marten pair... at all.)

[wanttobeatree]

IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE. BUT IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO BE REMINDED OF ONE OF LIFE'S CONSTANTS :D

Aww maaaan I want cowboy/biker boots so much. I need them like I need breathing. Friend of mine got an EPIC pair from America and I was so insanely jealous.

[wanttobeatree]

DDD:

*grabby hands*

[wanttobeatree]

YOU ARE CRUEL AND UNNECESSARY XP