If god wanted us to put coffee up our arses, he would have given us a funnel
My dad and I had one of our Many Conversations About Telly today, reminiscing over those happy, Life On Mars-filled days of yore. He doesn't think much of Alex either, and agreed with me that she fainted too much. I guess I'm not a horrible sexist after all! Vindicated! (~~I AM SELFISH, I AM WRONG, I AM RIGHT, I SWEAR I'M RIGHT, I SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG *)
Because I know you were all so concerned about my disliking television character, amirite. So now your fears have been put to rest, do you know what day it is today?
AM SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO REFER TO SELF WITH PERSONAL PRONOUNS
And also it's ~Valentine's Day~ and all that crap. This calls for a picspam of pictures of Jared that make me giggle uncontrollably:
^Am I imagining things here, or have his eyebrows ACTUALLY BEEN PLUCKED?
And yet, so hot.
(You knew it was coming.)
Interestingly, a lot of these pictures involve JP looking very, very gay. Do I subconsciously find homosexuality mock-worthy? Am I perhaps a closeted homophobe? Or is it just that 'looking very gay' is Jared's way of looking, yknow. Ordinary.
*Dashboard sings it from the heart.
Because I know you were all so concerned about my disliking television character, amirite. So now your fears have been put to rest, do you know what day it is today?
AM SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED FOR THIS EPISODE HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO REFER TO SELF WITH PERSONAL PRONOUNS
And also it's ~Valentine's Day~ and all that crap. This calls for a picspam of pictures of Jared that make me giggle uncontrollably:
^Am I imagining things here, or have his eyebrows ACTUALLY BEEN PLUCKED?
And yet, so hot.
(You knew it was coming.)
Interestingly, a lot of these pictures involve JP looking very, very gay. Do I subconsciously find homosexuality mock-worthy? Am I perhaps a closeted homophobe? Or is it just that 'looking very gay' is Jared's way of looking, yknow. Ordinary.
*Dashboard sings it from the heart.