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QUICK, CHILDREN, WRITE DOWN YOUR 6 FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMMES AND JOIN ME IN THE GARDEN FOR SOME MEMERY.
1. supernatural
2. house
3. spaced
4. life on mars
5. doctor who
6. green wing
1. Who is your favorite character from #2 (House)?
CHASE BB. And House, but that's kind of the obvious choice. So might Chase be the obvious choice, atch, so I shall take it all back and go with RIDICULOUSLY OLD FRAUD. \o/
2. Who is your least favorite character from #4 (Life On Mars)?
Annie. Sorry, darlin’, but Sam was the Mighty Insane Awesome OF THE FUTURE, Gene was the (sexual) tension-filled buddy cop guy, Ray was the non-CotW antagonist, Chris was the endearing young thing, and nobody else really appeared enough to matter. Except possibly Phyllis, but, c’mon, how can she ever be least favourite. So Annie, Love Interest Girl, it must be you.
3. What would a crossover between #1 (Supernatural) and #5 (Doctor Who) include?
Considering they’re probably the two most crossable shows ever, what WOULDN’T it include? So why haven’t I read any SPN/Dr Who crossovers yet? Srsly though: the boys and the doctor are drawn to the same case. The Doctor is snide about the Impala, Dean is snide about the TARDIS, and then they. Idk. Fight over who gets to take the case, end up saving each other, and then they all fall madly in love and the boys become the Doctors new companions.
OR RIGHT, MAYBE DEAN IS THE DOCTOR Y/N? C’mon, the verging on creepy love of his vehicle-of-choice, the seemingly pathological need to be accompanied on his adventures, a companion with whom he FIGHTS CRIME. It’s all falling into place. Obviously Dean made the deal with RED ‘cause he knows HE’S STILL GOT LOADS OF LIVES LEFT AHAHAHA.
I dare someone to write that. Go on.
4. Who is your favorite ship from #5 (Dr Who)?
Ohh, Idk. I majorly dug the Doctor/Master, but fandom ripped it out of my heart and spat on it. And then probably shat on it. I am backed so far away from Dr Who shippiness.
5. If you were to set one person from #3 (Spaced) and one person from #5 (Dr Who) on a blind date, who would they be?
Brian and the Doctor. CAN YOU IMAGINE? I CAN IMAGINE.
6. If you could meet one person from #4 (Life on Mars) and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
Oh mannn. I’d be all about the Gene, except he’d be thoroughly sexist at me and that’d be lame. Or he’d be really old, depending on whether we’re talking 2007 or 1973. Or, he’d be in Sam’s head, and that’s just weird. But, if I could escape the sexism/oldness/imaginary dilemma, I’d make him DRIVE FAST. Wayhey.
7. If you could change one thing about #2 (House)'s plot line, what would you change?
I guess I’d just drop loads of anvil-sized hints about Wilson’s flamingly gay gayness OH WAIT.
8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5 (Dr Who), and why you like the relationship between them?
Umm. It’s been a while since I watched it. I guess the Doctor + the Master. Even if you take away They Are So Doing It, the Master is all ‘look at me, look at me, I AM DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE FOR YOU!’ and the Doctor is all ‘oh, Master, you so crazy D:’. I'd like them to for some reason have to spend a day together with absolutely no trying to kill each other. They’d end up in a staring match or something. The Master would be all trying to kill the Doctor with his brain, whilst the Doctor would be all ♥. Classic.
9. If the lead title characters (first name in the credit sequence) from #1 (Supernatural) and #3 (Spaced) were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
... That’s like, Sam and Tim. D: HOW THE FUCK CAN I DECIDE BETWEEN SAM AND TIM? Oshi. Idk. I think I’d have to go with Tim, ‘cause there’s no way Dean would be standing by letting his bro drown, is there now? And if all else fails, Sam could telekinese himself out of there... SHUT UP HE HAS HIS PSYCHIC STILL DAMMIT.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4 (Life on Mars), what order would you choose?
... this question seems to be operating under the bizarre assumption that I either know or care about the credit order in the first place. Jesus, idk. Let’s have them all spin around on screen in a great big circle symbolising Sam’s crazy brain.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #5 (Dr Who), what would the character be like, and what would their role be?
It would be one half of a demon-hunting sibling duo, blessed with wonderful eyelashes and a really snazzy car, whose role is to BE A TIMELORD. And then my sick, sick crossover fantasies would be fulfilled.
12. What happens in your favorite episode of show #2 (House)?
Idk which my favourite is. Probably there’s Wilson, and Chase too, and probably House does something funny but then he does something kind of sad, and then he does mansex on Wilson’s desk. Something like that.
13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1 (Supernatural), who would it be and how would you do it?
I’d have... Bobby die, ‘cause I can’t stand the thought of the bros dying. More than they already have. Oshit, no, I can’t have Bobby die either. OKAY SO DEAN DIES. In a terribly sad way that makes everyone cry and Sam cries too and then he goes into Hell and brings Dean back somehow BUT BECOMES EVIL IN THE PROCESS. But then he is cured of his evil by the power of Dean’s love. Or Dean becomes his bitch. It’s all good.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 (Spaced) or show #5 (Doctor Who), which would you choose?
Doctor Who. I would run around the TARDIS screaming ‘I HAS A TARDIS’ to the high heavens. And then I would lick David Tennant.
1. supernatural
2. house
3. spaced
4. life on mars
5. doctor who
6. green wing
1. Who is your favorite character from #2 (House)?
CHASE BB. And House, but that's kind of the obvious choice. So might Chase be the obvious choice, atch, so I shall take it all back and go with RIDICULOUSLY OLD FRAUD. \o/
2. Who is your least favorite character from #4 (Life On Mars)?
Annie. Sorry, darlin’, but Sam was the Mighty Insane Awesome OF THE FUTURE, Gene was the (sexual) tension-filled buddy cop guy, Ray was the non-CotW antagonist, Chris was the endearing young thing, and nobody else really appeared enough to matter. Except possibly Phyllis, but, c’mon, how can she ever be least favourite. So Annie, Love Interest Girl, it must be you.
3. What would a crossover between #1 (Supernatural) and #5 (Doctor Who) include?
Considering they’re probably the two most crossable shows ever, what WOULDN’T it include? So why haven’t I read any SPN/Dr Who crossovers yet? Srsly though: the boys and the doctor are drawn to the same case. The Doctor is snide about the Impala, Dean is snide about the TARDIS, and then they. Idk. Fight over who gets to take the case, end up saving each other, and then they all fall madly in love and the boys become the Doctors new companions.
OR RIGHT, MAYBE DEAN IS THE DOCTOR Y/N? C’mon, the verging on creepy love of his vehicle-of-choice, the seemingly pathological need to be accompanied on his adventures, a companion with whom he FIGHTS CRIME. It’s all falling into place. Obviously Dean made the deal with RED ‘cause he knows HE’S STILL GOT LOADS OF LIVES LEFT AHAHAHA.
I dare someone to write that. Go on.
4. Who is your favorite ship from #5 (Dr Who)?
Ohh, Idk. I majorly dug the Doctor/Master, but fandom ripped it out of my heart and spat on it. And then probably shat on it. I am backed so far away from Dr Who shippiness.
5. If you were to set one person from #3 (Spaced) and one person from #5 (Dr Who) on a blind date, who would they be?
Brian and the Doctor. CAN YOU IMAGINE? I CAN IMAGINE.
6. If you could meet one person from #4 (Life on Mars) and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
Oh mannn. I’d be all about the Gene, except he’d be thoroughly sexist at me and that’d be lame. Or he’d be really old, depending on whether we’re talking 2007 or 1973. Or, he’d be in Sam’s head, and that’s just weird. But, if I could escape the sexism/oldness/imaginary dilemma, I’d make him DRIVE FAST. Wayhey.
7. If you could change one thing about #2 (House)'s plot line, what would you change?
I guess I’d just drop loads of anvil-sized hints about Wilson’s flamingly gay gayness OH WAIT.
8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5 (Dr Who), and why you like the relationship between them?
Umm. It’s been a while since I watched it. I guess the Doctor + the Master. Even if you take away They Are So Doing It, the Master is all ‘look at me, look at me, I AM DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE FOR YOU!’ and the Doctor is all ‘oh, Master, you so crazy D:’. I'd like them to for some reason have to spend a day together with absolutely no trying to kill each other. They’d end up in a staring match or something. The Master would be all trying to kill the Doctor with his brain, whilst the Doctor would be all ♥. Classic.
9. If the lead title characters (first name in the credit sequence) from #1 (Supernatural) and #3 (Spaced) were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
... That’s like, Sam and Tim. D: HOW THE FUCK CAN I DECIDE BETWEEN SAM AND TIM? Oshi. Idk. I think I’d have to go with Tim, ‘cause there’s no way Dean would be standing by letting his bro drown, is there now? And if all else fails, Sam could telekinese himself out of there... SHUT UP HE HAS HIS PSYCHIC STILL DAMMIT.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4 (Life on Mars), what order would you choose?
... this question seems to be operating under the bizarre assumption that I either know or care about the credit order in the first place. Jesus, idk. Let’s have them all spin around on screen in a great big circle symbolising Sam’s crazy brain.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #5 (Dr Who), what would the character be like, and what would their role be?
It would be one half of a demon-hunting sibling duo, blessed with wonderful eyelashes and a really snazzy car, whose role is to BE A TIMELORD. And then my sick, sick crossover fantasies would be fulfilled.
12. What happens in your favorite episode of show #2 (House)?
Idk which my favourite is. Probably there’s Wilson, and Chase too, and probably House does something funny but then he does something kind of sad, and then he does mansex on Wilson’s desk. Something like that.
13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1 (Supernatural), who would it be and how would you do it?
I’d have... Bobby die, ‘cause I can’t stand the thought of the bros dying. More than they already have. Oshit, no, I can’t have Bobby die either. OKAY SO DEAN DIES. In a terribly sad way that makes everyone cry and Sam cries too and then he goes into Hell and brings Dean back somehow BUT BECOMES EVIL IN THE PROCESS. But then he is cured of his evil by the power of Dean’s love. Or Dean becomes his bitch. It’s all good.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 (Spaced) or show #5 (Doctor Who), which would you choose?
Doctor Who. I would run around the TARDIS screaming ‘I HAS A TARDIS’ to the high heavens. And then I would lick David Tennant.