I feel like a prince

[wantsyourcows]

I just woke up in a castle.

The fuck?

Still...I wonder if they make these in bigger sizes. How awesome would it be to sleep in a CASTLE every night? The thing even had a slide!

I feel like a godsdamn prince.

Comments

[charmingspeech]

Yes, you very kindly stole Apollo's bed from him. You may keep the bed if you like it, however. It's $400.00. I expect payment in a week.♥

[wantsyourcows]

Apollo's bed? HE had a castle bed?! Lucky bastard.

BUT IT'S MINE NOW!

...$400..? WHY?! I thought you loved me. D:

[charmingspeech]

Yes, but you took over it and he went to sleep with me instead.

Do you want to call it a wedding present, then?

[wantsyourcows]

...but...but...why? How did that happen?

Really?!

[charmingspeech]

You went in and took over Apollo's bed. He didn't have a place to sleep, so I let him sleep with me.

Of course, how could I say no to you?

[wantsyourcows]

...I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing?

I was hoping you would say that!

[charmingspeech]

I don't know. But it seemed the sensible thing to do at the time. I couldn't let the poor sweetheart sleep on the couch, could I?

♥

[wantsyourcows]

...but...but...but...

...I love you more?

[charmingspeech]

I know you do, baby.

[wantsyourcows]

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