HELLO FAVORITE RELATIVES AND FRIENDS

[wantsyourcows]

I may or may not need somewhere to sleep for the next little while. And to stay.

Does anyone love me enough to save me help me?

I won't steal anything. Scout's honor.

Comments

[zooos]

Don't be advertising yourself here son. You never know what kind of perverts will be wanting to pick you up.

You should stay with me!

[wantsyourcows]

Perverts?

I think I'm more of a pervert than most people.

Besides, you've been mean to me.

[zooos]

That's what you think. Some of these people will see your cute face and they won't be able to control themselves.

What do you mean I've been mean to you?! I've been worried about your ankle injury boy.

[wantsyourcows]

...cute face? Since when?

You told me I was a failure, pops. Can't get much meaner than that. I might reconsider staying with Eris, though, for a small fee~

[zooos]

You've always had a cute face. Why do you think you got to wear that cute little hat and those adorable shoes.

:( But you are my favorite son. I can't believe you're doing this to me but what is this small fee?

[wantsyourcows]

I'm your favorite?

Seriously?

Seriously?

[zooos]

OF COURSE!!!

[wantsyourcows]

Really?

[zooos]

How many times are you going to make me repeat myself?

[wantsyourcows]

As many times as I need to hear it?

[zooos]

Yes as a matter of fact Hermes, you are my favorite.

[wantsyourcows]

Now explain why I can't stay with Eris.

[zooos]

I'm not telling you that you can't stay with Eris, but that you'll have more fun staying with me.

[wantsyourcows]

Why will I have more fun staying with you?

[zooos]

Just trust me on this one son.

Not to mention I'll make sure the wife is gone. That's complete freedom.

No nagging women anywhere.

[wantsyourcows]

I like the sound of that. Not that Eris nags or anything (that I know of), but maybe we can do some stuff together. Like...bonding shit or something.