Apollo needs to DIAF

[wantsyourcows]

Thanks to Apollo, I have to have this thing on my leg, foot, whatever. And I have to use crutches for the rest of my life or at least that's what it'll feel like.

I'd just like to point out that THE TYLENOL WAS WORKING. It made the pain go away, which means that it was GETTING BETTER, YOU FUCKTARD.

How the hell am I supposed to steal shit now?

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[togivewhatisdue]

You are such an idiot, Hermes. And if you resort to stealing candy from children, I will remove your hands.

[wantsyourcows]

I am not! And why the hell would I take candy?

Kids should learn how to share.

[togivewhatisdue]

You just admitted to Pallas that you steal from us while we're at work. How does that not add to your idiocy?

Because you could.

[wantsyourcows]

I've been stealing from all of you. This really shouldn't come as a surprise.

[togivewhatisdue]

Oh, it doesn't, love. I just didn't think you'd be stupid enough to admit to it outright. Which was perhaps a little generous of me.

[wantsyourcows]

You say that until you lose something, anyway.

[togivewhatisdue]

Have you considered that just assuming you've taken something from us is enough for everyone to hunt you down?

[wantsyourcows]

If you can't find it, then it didn't happen.

[togivewhatisdue]

Love, I don't want to find it, I want to find you.

And I don't need the proof to justify my actions.

[wantsyourcows]

And what would happen if you found me?

[togivewhatisdue]

You're not adding any layers to your intelligence with questions like that, Hermes.

[wantsyourcows]

Boreas said he would kill me. I'm curious about what you would do, though.

[togivewhatisdue]

Let him. And then kill him too.

[wantsyourcows]

...no?

[togivewhatisdue]

That wasn't a suggestion, it is what I do.

[wantsyourcows]

You're a whore.