Apollo needs to DIAF

[wantsyourcows]

Thanks to Apollo, I have to have this thing on my leg, foot, whatever. And I have to use crutches for the rest of my life or at least that's what it'll feel like.

I'd just like to point out that THE TYLENOL WAS WORKING. It made the pain go away, which means that it was GETTING BETTER, YOU FUCKTARD.

How the hell am I supposed to steal shit now?

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[pullingback]

You're not.

[wantsyourcows]

Maybe I'll just stick to taking things in the complex.

[pullingback]

We'd hear you and your crutches.

[wantsyourcows]

I wouldn't do it while anyone was there, Bore.

Unlike the rest of you, I don't have a day job. :D

[pullingback]

You seem to forget that not everyone leaves the complex at set hours.

[wantsyourcows]

You seem to forget that I have nothing better to do than figure out when you all are in or out.

[pullingback]

As you have advertized it, wise people would make a point of randomizing their schedule.

[wantsyourcows]

Which just makes it more of a challenge for me.

I think you're forgetting my job title.

[pullingback]

Wonderful.

God of Idiots and General Stupidity.

[wantsyourcows]

Wrong.

Starting with your room, by the way. <3

[pullingback]

Go ahead and try. I'm in all day, and in a particularly annoyed mood.

...is that supposed to be a heart?

[wantsyourcows]

I can always beat you to death with my crutches. :D

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I less than three you.

[pullingback]

You'll be blown away before you get in striking range.

I'd say you have jurisdiction over insanity too, but we all know that's Mania's realm...

[wantsyourcows]

You wouldn't shoot me.

[pullingback]

I wouldn't hesitate to do so.

Besides, it's my wind that'll take care of things.

[wantsyourcows]

That could be interpreted differently in these bodies, Bore.