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[wanton_turk]

....I'm officially having a strict alcohol-only policy after yesterday's ordeal. Why did I even give water a chance in the first place? Well, that's one mistake I'm not making again, though having a 'beer belly' isn't exactly attractive... Being in a "world of pain" is not my cup of brandy. Gin. Whiskey. Vodka. Oh hell, you get the point.

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[ex_janvalent852]

What about milk and soda and bottled water?

[wanton_turk]

....too risky. I'm sticking to the booze.

[ex_janvalent852]

Yeah Ok but if you get drunk and disorderly I'm gonna have to arrest you.

[wanton_turk]

I'm disorderly enough without being drunk... and you think you can arrest me?

[conflictive]

You're hopeless.

[wanton_turk]

Am not and I suppose you didn't drink any of the water yesterday?

[conflictive]

No. Were you worried?

[wanton_turk]

....maybe.

[lightningknife]

*pouts* Don't be such a wimp. I'll force-feed you water if you do give yourself a beer belly. ♥

[wanton_turk]

No thanks. If I want to drink the stuff, I'll ingest it on my own.

[damned_kappa]

A man after my own heart. ♥

[wanton_turk]

Oh? You on the alcoholic-only policy too?

[damned_kappa]

Been best friends with my shot glass ever since I heard 'bout the water.

[wanton_turk]

Apparently the water's back to it's normal unpoisoned self, but I'm not taking any chances...