Småland

[wanton_bliss]

Personally, I think the reason Ikea features a cafeteria and snack bars is not to make a profit off a captive audience but rather to prevent the homicidal killing sprees that seem warranted after fighting your way through a ready-to-assemble labyrinth populated by milling throngs, kamikaze shopping carts and screaming infants. We had the foresight

Comments

[ncsuj]

Shit like this is why I want to clone you for my very own.

[wanton_bliss]

No one will else will sit in furniture displays eating ice cream with you?

[ncsuj]

sadly no......also as I read this I could just see the frustration and stabbyness on your face, and it amuses me greatly.

[jr_red]

Really? Cuz for me it's all about the ass, and those juicy lips.

[ncsuj]

I a'int sayin there are no other perks....