Since when is testing positive a good thing? I guess everyone loves wings.
At this point, I think it has become more sad than amusing that the vast majority of my LiveJournal entries are simply repostings of my sister's New Age email. Unfortunately, work does not really afford me the time right now to post anything worthy of a verbose rant.
Besides... What the fuck is she thinking?
Date: Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:05:50 -0800
Subject: Lifesavers and such - reply by Thursday
From: [Sis]
To: [X.]
Hi [X.],
Thanks so much for your comments! I might reply to you in a different email regarding it. I'm working on a different project today.
I went to another healing seminar this weekend, so I have the opportunity to buy tools at a 40% discount this week only. A few items tested positive for your needs, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying any of them.
Dark Blue Regeneration wheel $40.80
Carry it in your pocket and it will benefit your mood and wisdom. It tested positive for Mom, too. Interesting.
Red Transformation wheel $40.80
Hold onto it for up to a half hour when you experience allergic reactions, insect bites, vaccines, or other toxins.
Wings $51.00
Put this in purified water to energize the water. When you drink the water, it helps repair cell damage, stops cancerous growths. When you rinse your face with the water, it eliminates acne (and possibly the redness you experience)
Anyway, let me know by Thursday if you'd like me to order any of the above.
[Sis]
Besides... What the fuck is she thinking?
Date: Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:05:50 -0800
Subject: Lifesavers and such - reply by Thursday
From: [Sis]
To: [X.]
Hi [X.],
Thanks so much for your comments! I might reply to you in a different email regarding it. I'm working on a different project today.
I went to another healing seminar this weekend, so I have the opportunity to buy tools at a 40% discount this week only. A few items tested positive for your needs, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying any of them.
Dark Blue Regeneration wheel $40.80
Carry it in your pocket and it will benefit your mood and wisdom. It tested positive for Mom, too. Interesting.
Red Transformation wheel $40.80
Hold onto it for up to a half hour when you experience allergic reactions, insect bites, vaccines, or other toxins.
Wings $51.00
Put this in purified water to energize the water. When you drink the water, it helps repair cell damage, stops cancerous growths. When you rinse your face with the water, it eliminates acne (and possibly the redness you experience)
Anyway, let me know by Thursday if you'd like me to order any of the above.
[Sis]