Fire bad, sleep good

[wanton_bliss]

M. rang my bell and, upon my opening of the screen, asked, "Who owns him

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[thesadpunk]

Too bad he's ugly. Otherwise you could have tried to take his pants off or something.

[wanton_bliss]

M. wanted to draw on his face with a Sharpie, but I said ain't no way I'm touching that ugly motherfucker.

[thesadpunk]

Besides, the ink could seep through his skin, causing, internal damages.

[wanton_bliss]

Wow, you worked for that one.

[thesadpunk]

The heat in here has led my brain to think in terms of puns.

Ignore the heat...

[wanton_bliss]

Focus on the puppy...

Look, she has a chewstick and she is sitting on an old television stand my mother covered with carpeting. She thinks she's people...

Re: Ignore the heat...

[inqueery]

Puppy!!!!!

(brain shuts down)