un(bare|bear)able

Apr 25, 2005 13:15

I seem to be monumentally unmotivated today. This is pretty typical of Mondays and Fridays in general, but still. I wish something more interesting was going on in LiveJournal land, alas it seems as though people are having lackluster Mondays across the board. In my fantasy world, I would just leave work, go home and shave my testicles which have grown embarrassingly unruly in the weeks since my vacation. My team meeting isn't until four; as long as I returned by then no one would be the wiser.

Fuck it...

We all have our priorities in life, and mine just happen to include a silky, shorn scrotum.

work, the fact that i am divinely blessed, manscaping

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