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[wantingxwishing]

i swear i get all the weird ones

i get a call at work today and this is how it goes:

me: hi this is heather how may i help you (standard food lion phone answering)
him: hi heather my name is tommy, im a regular in your store and i was wondering if you had big ones?
me: excuse me
him: i was wondering if you had big ones
me: excuse me (progressivly louder and more annoyed)
him: i was wondering if you had big ones
me: excuse me (progressivly louder and more annoyed)
him: i was wondering if you had big ones
me: excuse me (progressivly louder and more annoyed)
him: i was wondering if you had big ones
then i stood there while he asked that last time with the phone and my jaw on the floor. then he hung up.