do you mind me calling you guys niggers?
one of yous motherfuckers told me my life is like a soap opera. hell yea my life is like a soap opera.
((did you catch that funny link? i did it myself))
so last night was this party right steve is a motherfucking cocksmoker and i hate him he sold me out dirty style. fuck him. and his band.
mike fey picked me up and we went to dominos to wait for myke to get off of work. 2 am. yea.
we were gonna go to the beach and im like BRO im straight on heading to the beach at 2 am. yea.
so me and leah want to eat right and myke is just like i don't care and fey is all crazy talking about going to the beach.
so me and leah are like ok we'll have a girls nite out and you guys go to the beach stetson we'll take your car.
so myke hands over his keys and me and leah drive to stake and shake while mike and myke are flippin shit all angry and what not.
we eat. steak burger cheese fries chicken salad a coke and shake for 5.25 NIGGA who ever said having a vagina didn't pay off?
after we ate as were going outside i see these cool ghetto african americans rollin up a blunt and so duh come on i sit down.
im smoking this blunt right and mike and myke drive up and mike is goin fuckn crazy! tellin leah shes a slut and shit and we "sold them out" to go "fuck niggers"
psh
drama drama drama la la la
myke ends up taking me and leah back to my house because FEY wouldnt drive leah home because they were "over." (HA)
so leah passes the fuck out in my bed and at this point myke is mad @ me for some shit i said earlier and im like oh nooo
so i talk to myke online for like 2 hours and he breaks my fuckin heart tellin me he never wants to see me again ladidadia etc.
so i call him
im like hysterical right bro never this bad before and this drunk fuck is tellin me how im a hoodrat and the biggest waste of his life and money EvER and i mean nothing more to him than vanessa or brandy
OUCH
to sum things up we stayed on the phone til about 730 we made up and i wanted to go lay with him and fall asleep
so i woke leah up and myke came and got us hahahaha drunk fuck he was
we went to his house and fell asleep
then we woke up and mykes mom took leah home since fey is an asswipe'
asswipe': (ass.'weep.ay) noun. a polite way of calling someone an asswipe.
so myke had to work so he took me home and on the way i was soo hot so we stopped for gas and myky comes back to the car with a slurpee awwww it was so petty but i appreciated it soo much i wanted to drop his pants right there
then i went home and fell asleep
now im awake
and bored.
i think ill smoke a junt. peace