Dec 25, 2005 19:55
"you should know by now that i'm not a black person."- My 85 year old grandma.
my grandma was looking at a picture frame. there were 8 slots for pictures of her great grandchildren. someone commented that there was an extra space. my very drunk aunt nancy yells out, "well lauren will be pregnant. just wait for her to get pregnant."
i love the holidays.