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I just recorded 3 .wav files of the tape recording of the mock-up of the NZ school of radio ad Ken and Alice did. They're BAD quality, as can only be expected, but I have the transcript written out word-for word, and you can mostly make out what they are saying.
Just to refresh your memory...I present...TEH MIGHTY TRANSCRIPT:
Ken: "Radio to me is more than a career, EET'S A PASH-IN!"
Alice: "Oh, FUCK UP. Come to the New Zealand School Of Radio!"
K: "Jock. It. Up!"
A: "Be a Show Pony!" *insert neighing sound effect here*
K: "We knew nothing and now just after 20 weeks of help - WE STILL DON'T!"
A: "Only 20 weeks! It's over before it begins!"
K: "Just like my sex life!" *moaning female sound effect here*
A: "They teach you everything to do with radio, liiiiike; BITCHING!"
K: "MOANING!"
A: "BACKSTABBING!"
K: "FORMAT BREAKING!" (Ken actually did this.)
A: "SCREWING THE CREW!" *sexual grunting thanks to Richard Unkovich* (Ken did this too.) "And not much else!"
K: "It's a happy environment to work in!: *Rebecca Lewis' ANNOYING cellphone ringing sound here*
A: "Rebecca if I hear that phone ring ONE MORE TIME I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR-"
K: "Ask! If you have any questions, the tutors are VERY polite!"
Ken being Craig: "You shut YOUR cake hole..."
A: "And not only that, they MEDITATE!" *snoring sound effect* (Kev says he meditates but we all know he's sleeping.) "...tell it to the judge!"
K: "You'll get a sneak preview into the greatest hits of CRAIG DOUGLAS!"
Craig (Owner of course and also tutor...and professional asshole): "Good Afternoon. I'm Craig Douglas. Nice kind of a day to perhaps just be loved by you! 5 years young today!"
A: "And that's not all! You'll be exposed to the most dramatic new stories of the year!"
Old graduate with WHINY nasal *annoying* newsreading voice: "Over WHO - PAYS - HOW - MUCH!"
Richard Unkovich: "I need a drink. Oh God."
K: "And we couldn't forget, THE MYSTERY SHIT!" *sloppy poo sound effects, grunting, splashing and whatnot, highly gross*
A: "...we know it was you, Ben."
K: (in THE whiny voice) "Ohhhh CUH-YUUUUUTE, you denyyyyyy iiiiiiiit...."
Ken being Craig (again): "Here are just SOME of our graduates."
Lulu: "Hang on. I'm just receiving some disturbing news..."
Ed: (in overly precise kinda lame voice) "It's 11:22 on a beautiful day in Tauranga."
Me: "With all the HUSTLE...and BUSTLE..."
Laura: "By 5 men described as Maori or Causasian..."
Alice: "Just when you though the supa deals couldnt get any bedda!" (Bad pronounciation)
Joe: "Bedda Curtains, for free making of drapes!" (also bad pronounciation)
Bryce: "I repeat! There is an ARMED HOLDUP inside the Westpac Trust Bank! Uhhhhh!" (Note; the "Uhhhh!" sounds VERY raunchy.)
Alex: (in his english accent) "Aw, yuh so shaydee."
Rebecca Joils a.k.a BOILS: "Your mum will DEFINITELY thank you for it."
Ken: "Just when you though the savings...oh...just when you though the...super...savings?"
Rebecca Lewis: (in her Welsh accent) "If yew want tew riiiide in styyyyle..."
Ben: "There it is, Elizabeth Street!"
Sharon: "Are you losing the battle of the bulge? FUCK! THIS FUCKIN' THING HERE-"
Hanan: "...defined 6-pack turn into an UNDEFINED keg?"
Sarah: (in VERY forced cheerful voice) "If your morning starts like THIS:" *whistle sound effect, down*
Richard Unkovich: (in dirty old sleazy man voice, all breathy and horny sounding, UGH YUCK BLAH) "Laaaadddiiiieeessss......Lisssstttteeennnnn...."
Hollie: "Do you enjoy GOLF?!" *golf club swing sound effect*
Alex: (while trying to create sound effects) "Oh it sounds like it's scratching-!"
Hollie: (while noticing it's recording her and Alex making sound effects) "AAAAAAGH!!!"
Alex AND Hollie afterwards: "AAAHAHAHAHA-snort"
Patrick: "More like; SWEET NEIL DIAMOND!"
Craig Douglas: "In 5 months time...will we be adding YOUR name to the list?"
Old graduate, on-air: "Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!"
*FADE OUT*
HAHAHAH. If anyone wants the lame .wav files of this, lemme know and I'll attempt to email them to you...but they are kinda big -_-;
I'm still waiting for Danny to get home or come online or something so I will know if he's calling or not...Grr...
Just to refresh your memory...I present...TEH MIGHTY TRANSCRIPT:
Ken: "Radio to me is more than a career, EET'S A PASH-IN!"
Alice: "Oh, FUCK UP. Come to the New Zealand School Of Radio!"
K: "Jock. It. Up!"
A: "Be a Show Pony!" *insert neighing sound effect here*
K: "We knew nothing and now just after 20 weeks of help - WE STILL DON'T!"
A: "Only 20 weeks! It's over before it begins!"
K: "Just like my sex life!" *moaning female sound effect here*
A: "They teach you everything to do with radio, liiiiike; BITCHING!"
K: "MOANING!"
A: "BACKSTABBING!"
K: "FORMAT BREAKING!" (Ken actually did this.)
A: "SCREWING THE CREW!" *sexual grunting thanks to Richard Unkovich* (Ken did this too.) "And not much else!"
K: "It's a happy environment to work in!: *Rebecca Lewis' ANNOYING cellphone ringing sound here*
A: "Rebecca if I hear that phone ring ONE MORE TIME I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR-"
K: "Ask! If you have any questions, the tutors are VERY polite!"
Ken being Craig: "You shut YOUR cake hole..."
A: "And not only that, they MEDITATE!" *snoring sound effect* (Kev says he meditates but we all know he's sleeping.) "...tell it to the judge!"
K: "You'll get a sneak preview into the greatest hits of CRAIG DOUGLAS!"
Craig (Owner of course and also tutor...and professional asshole): "Good Afternoon. I'm Craig Douglas. Nice kind of a day to perhaps just be loved by you! 5 years young today!"
A: "And that's not all! You'll be exposed to the most dramatic new stories of the year!"
Old graduate with WHINY nasal *annoying* newsreading voice: "Over WHO - PAYS - HOW - MUCH!"
Richard Unkovich: "I need a drink. Oh God."
K: "And we couldn't forget, THE MYSTERY SHIT!" *sloppy poo sound effects, grunting, splashing and whatnot, highly gross*
A: "...we know it was you, Ben."
K: (in THE whiny voice) "Ohhhh CUH-YUUUUUTE, you denyyyyyy iiiiiiiit...."
Ken being Craig (again): "Here are just SOME of our graduates."
Lulu: "Hang on. I'm just receiving some disturbing news..."
Ed: (in overly precise kinda lame voice) "It's 11:22 on a beautiful day in Tauranga."
Me: "With all the HUSTLE...and BUSTLE..."
Laura: "By 5 men described as Maori or Causasian..."
Alice: "Just when you though the supa deals couldnt get any bedda!" (Bad pronounciation)
Joe: "Bedda Curtains, for free making of drapes!" (also bad pronounciation)
Bryce: "I repeat! There is an ARMED HOLDUP inside the Westpac Trust Bank! Uhhhhh!" (Note; the "Uhhhh!" sounds VERY raunchy.)
Alex: (in his english accent) "Aw, yuh so shaydee."
Rebecca Joils a.k.a BOILS: "Your mum will DEFINITELY thank you for it."
Ken: "Just when you though the savings...oh...just when you though the...super...savings?"
Rebecca Lewis: (in her Welsh accent) "If yew want tew riiiide in styyyyle..."
Ben: "There it is, Elizabeth Street!"
Sharon: "Are you losing the battle of the bulge? FUCK! THIS FUCKIN' THING HERE-"
Hanan: "...defined 6-pack turn into an UNDEFINED keg?"
Sarah: (in VERY forced cheerful voice) "If your morning starts like THIS:" *whistle sound effect, down*
Richard Unkovich: (in dirty old sleazy man voice, all breathy and horny sounding, UGH YUCK BLAH) "Laaaadddiiiieeessss......Lisssstttteeennnnn...."
Hollie: "Do you enjoy GOLF?!" *golf club swing sound effect*
Alex: (while trying to create sound effects) "Oh it sounds like it's scratching-!"
Hollie: (while noticing it's recording her and Alex making sound effects) "AAAAAAGH!!!"
Alex AND Hollie afterwards: "AAAHAHAHAHA-snort"
Patrick: "More like; SWEET NEIL DIAMOND!"
Craig Douglas: "In 5 months time...will we be adding YOUR name to the list?"
Old graduate, on-air: "Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!Fuck that's lame!"
*FADE OUT*
HAHAHAH. If anyone wants the lame .wav files of this, lemme know and I'll attempt to email them to you...but they are kinda big -_-;
I'm still waiting for Danny to get home or come online or something so I will know if he's calling or not...Grr...