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Jun 23, 2005 09:45

ok im in kentucky right now. it sucks here. everyone is so flippen whiteits disgusting. and everyone here has a freakish accent. were in this little town called Dink, Kentucky. what the hell kind of name is Dink for a town?! i hate it here. were at this gross motel where they have like, possom stew for breakfast. no joke ( Read more... )

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to: my brown colored friend itsmerenee June 23 2005, 16:54:03 UTC

hope you leave that freakish town soon. even though it sounds quite funny, i would torment the people there by like, lying out in my front yard to sunbathe.
random question: do you even know how to play chess?

Re: to: my brown colored friend wannaplaychess June 23 2005, 20:32:00 UTC

its a freakish town i cant wait to leave...im leaving in like, an hour. yea so, these people come up to me, and are like "i have some family in ohio, do you thank you could take this here baby cow.:*looks behind him, to see a baby cow and the cow is like making weird noises*:. over to them if i give them your adress?" and so my brother an i are just standing there, and my brother starts talking to me in like a made up language, and i start talking back to him, and then my brother goes,"im very sorry but neither of us speak the english language" and we salute them and drive off....it was pretty sweet....we wreaked our havoc on Dink, Kentucky in many other ways that i will not speak of in this comment box...but yeah, i basicly am brown..well not like, poop brown, just tan brown, and i feel so self conciouse because everyone else is like, snow white.

Re: to: my brown colored friend yellowpostits54 June 23 2005, 20:40:01 UTC

didnt people call you snow white before?

wannaplaychess June 23 2005, 23:48:38 UTC

um...no

yellowpostits54 June 24 2005, 01:58:03 UTC

oh...nevermind

Re: to: my brown colored friend itsmekristen June 23 2005, 23:24:37 UTC

Snow white is lovely.

Re: to: my brown colored friend itsmerenee June 24 2005, 17:39:49 UTC

YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE COW!

too bad it wasn't a wild ass. i have always wanted a wild ass to cal burrito b/c in spanish burrito means small donkey.

if you would have kept the cow you wouldn't of ever had to mow grass again.

this town makes it sound like you might have slipped into the twighlight zone.

Re: to: my brown colored friend wannaplaychess June 24 2005, 22:23:09 UTC

AHH! yes! thats what both james and i felt as we entered the town..like seriousely as we enterd Dink, people were staring at us...thats how small it was...but now im in DC. we should be home within the next day or so

Re: to: my brown colored friend itsmekristen June 24 2005, 22:38:47 UTC

i fell on my face in DC...3 times...at the bus stop..

Re: to: my brown colored friend airguitarist711 June 25 2005, 16:58:44 UTC

my uncle john has 3 wild asses

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