THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY

[wannamotelnow]

 actin' a fool betwixt the sheets
by chandley gidget jackson and ~myself~ leigh scariano

actin' a fool betwixt the sheets
with many a dingleberry that i meet.
how god damn hard is it to fuck me good?
you said you would, so you probably should.
i don't spread my legs for just any old jack
you best feel special if you up in my crack!
and dont ask me to put my lips 'round yo dick
i would prefer it if you went down on my clit!
so i expect you to satisfy my every need
you better be treatin my pussy like a queen!

betwixt the sheets, many a problem is caused
when i be drankin my drank
and droppin my drawers.
if your little dick don't fuck me right
i 'spect you to eat my pussy all night!
what do you think this is, you come and i dont?!
if thats how you think, i think you wont!
so fuck me then leave, thanks and goodbye
if that lovin' aint good, then i'll spit in yo eye!
i'm the sexiest bitch this town ever knew
so go take your shit down some other avenue.
if you're passed out on the floor not satisfying me
i'll steal all your shit and sell it at the flea!
i'll throw eggs on your car & throw my tags on your porch
and if you call the cops, i'll burn your house with my torch!
my cuzzinz roll up with their bats and their blades
we be ready to get on with this raid!
so now you knows what you gon'get
if you fuck with me and don't get me wet.