Life... give me life!
Today was rather uneventful. I was going to get up early and be a good girl and mow the lawn… a never ending task in this moist hot land of suck; however, that damn snooze button got the better of me again. I seriously need to cause stabbity death to whoever had the brain fart idea to make that… it is not like I actually get back to sleep in 9 mins. Oh well. It was HOT today here in Satan’s armpit anyway.
So I went to work at job #1 and my boss said I don’t have to come in on Thursday because he will not be there… and if he is not there to tell me what to do I really don’t have a job. YAY. So I do not have to work double shifts this Thursday so will have time to mow for serious (providing I get out of bed by noon). I then went to job #3 and taught stuffs for a bit.
For adventures - I saw two movies Hitchhiker’s Guide For FREE!! With popcorn and soda… which I shouldn’t have… but it was free so I splurged! (Screw you mr. heart of mine… I know you’re gonna kill me by the time I am like 55 anyway so take that you hyperactive pumping organ of doom!) And movie # two was at home - Tomb raider numero dos. My god Angelina Jolie is HOT.
Jolee the Killer Bean dog was a total bi-otch! She totally scammed my soup broth right in front of me. What a scavenging lil’ poop-stain!
Sadly, because I am traded and had a case of couch potato ass today, I didn’t get out on the uni. CRIES! But Brandon Bob is coming over tomorrow and is going to help me get some digital pics of me falling off the joyous contraption. So if you are super lucky and silly enough to read this nonsense, then you may get a peeksee of that as soon as I get stuff posted. Wahoo. (No laughing or I will kick ya in the junk :)
So now I am about ready for bed and the last thing I read tonight was a message from Da Cody man. As my roommate said it best “I live vicariously through my CO friends.” But hey, I am in Iowa…and desperately trying to escape, so until I have an environment to live in instead of dying a little in everyday, the uni and snowboarding in the negative 20’s or worse must be my out. I need to play outside where there is stuff to play on and get dirty and smell. Here all you can do in the summer is to get all the water you need for the day with inhalation of the air and enjoy the vast bug life…and play on the uni :) to smell YAY.
So I went to work at job #1 and my boss said I don’t have to come in on Thursday because he will not be there… and if he is not there to tell me what to do I really don’t have a job. YAY. So I do not have to work double shifts this Thursday so will have time to mow for serious (providing I get out of bed by noon). I then went to job #3 and taught stuffs for a bit.
For adventures - I saw two movies Hitchhiker’s Guide For FREE!! With popcorn and soda… which I shouldn’t have… but it was free so I splurged! (Screw you mr. heart of mine… I know you’re gonna kill me by the time I am like 55 anyway so take that you hyperactive pumping organ of doom!) And movie # two was at home - Tomb raider numero dos. My god Angelina Jolie is HOT.
Jolee the Killer Bean dog was a total bi-otch! She totally scammed my soup broth right in front of me. What a scavenging lil’ poop-stain!
Sadly, because I am traded and had a case of couch potato ass today, I didn’t get out on the uni. CRIES! But Brandon Bob is coming over tomorrow and is going to help me get some digital pics of me falling off the joyous contraption. So if you are super lucky and silly enough to read this nonsense, then you may get a peeksee of that as soon as I get stuff posted. Wahoo. (No laughing or I will kick ya in the junk :)
So now I am about ready for bed and the last thing I read tonight was a message from Da Cody man. As my roommate said it best “I live vicariously through my CO friends.” But hey, I am in Iowa…and desperately trying to escape, so until I have an environment to live in instead of dying a little in everyday, the uni and snowboarding in the negative 20’s or worse must be my out. I need to play outside where there is stuff to play on and get dirty and smell. Here all you can do in the summer is to get all the water you need for the day with inhalation of the air and enjoy the vast bug life…and play on the uni :) to smell YAY.