only my dad...
so i was talkin to my dad on the phone a few weeks ago, and he told me he was sending me a package with some random shit in it. of course i, being a smart ass, ask if its pizza and porn. well, the package came today, and among other items there is a smaller wrapped package. in this is...you guessed it...a pizza kit and 2 porns! only would my dad actually mail his son pizza and porn. how awsome is that?