The least gramatically correct thing ever written.

Mar 26, 2008 13:06

It is Van-snowing in my city.

For those of you lucky enough to have never been in the lovely city of Vancouver during a 'snowstorm,' I'm going to clarify why this sucks.

Vancouver snow LOOKS like snow. You look up, there's these flakes falling from the sky, one assumes snow. That's a basic concept that anyone who lives anywhere with a proper "winter" season grasps.

The difference is evident the minute you walk out into this 'snow,' though, is that it becomes apparent pretty damn quickly that it isn't actually snow at all, it's just rain wearing a white suit. The shit lands on you and gets you just as wet as rain would, only your umbrellas aren't effective against it. It won't accumulate on the group unless it does it heavily for over a day and a half, and it sticks to your car and freezes to your windshield when it gets dark at night.

Fucking stuff. Go away.
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