Of a german weekend, and quotes
Since I'm going away for the weekend to further my german speaking knowledge, I thought i would write a little good bye to English...
GOOD BYE ENGLISH
and to post the same thing Dana did, only these are my fav movies.... happy guessing!
- “I know I am going to miss the heels because they do something for my posture. And suddenly very aware and proud of my breasts.”
- “Your wondering what’s a place like me doing, in a girl like this?”
- “Duh, we know.”
- “Excuse me - you're standing on my sleeve.”
- “The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.”
- “I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest.”
- “Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year old girl.”
- “Now, let it be war upon you both!”
- “You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.”
- “Oh, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...”
- “Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".”
- “I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course.”
- “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. “
- “They want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!”
- “Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.”
- “I'm kidding, you shouldn't believe everything you read in Medieval Teen.”
- “Raisins… Humiliated grapes really.”
- “Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?”
- “If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.”
- “Lets Boogy.”
- “By Grabthar's hammer... what savings.”
- Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
- “Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty and we'd been going out since we were fifteen so this may sound a bit juvenile but... can I hold your hand?”
- “Have you ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever because, they're very very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him in the head.”
- “You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!”