Thank you Emily
My pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Read
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Yup, you all better comment or fear the Dread Pirate Read!!!