And it's freaking hysterical, considering I just got my Wii on Sunday!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave
oursipowicz a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to
junassicpark in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I stole
tahoeferrets's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I gave
itsmejuliet a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (247 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii!
Sincerely,
wannabcop