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I understand that scissors can beat paper &
I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no
fuckin way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed
to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile?
why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors?
screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt
to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because
paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up
in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I
always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have
beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face
with my already clenched first & say "oh shit I'm sorry!
I thought paper would protect you, asshole.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ FROM ADRIANA BUDZINSKI!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is one of the funniest thing I have ever seen!
Anyways well lets see IDK where I left off so I'll just start off at the beginning of the week! Monday I went to Wendy's after school with Kyle and Kenny and there was this pretty good looking girl behind the counter and Kenny was gonna get her number but he didn't cause hes all TALK! haha and they moved her to drive-thru cause they kept hearing us talk about her! So we left and we were driving through the parking lot and there was this car of kids that were with us at Wendy's and they tried to throw a shake at Kyle's car but they missed so we caught up to them and Kenny threw my drink at them and the ice and soda went EVERYWHERE on the car! haha so they got through the red light and we had to stop but if they didn't get through it we had a bunch of pencils we were gonna throw at the car! So we got back to the school and I jus hung around til the football game started! Then we were watching the Field Hockey team run for like 20 minutes straight and then Ashlee came over to the game and chilled with Me Mike and Thiago showed up after! And Ashlee was hungry so we decided to go to Quizno's but we woudln't have made it back in time so we called up Melanie and said we were going to her house to get Ashlee food! Well let me tell you we COULD NOT find her street! We walked in the BIGGEST circle ever and then when we finally got there we didn't even stop I just yelled HI MELANIE and we jus walked by! Then we called her and she said she wasn't in her living room window watching us but she was in her sister's room at her window! Lol so yea we got back to the school and the game ended and then Kyle gave me a ride home and then I jus hung around and went to sleep! Tuesday i don't remember what I did! I know it was yesterday but I can't remember!!!!!! SO today was early release and I went with Kyle and Tyson to Pizza Hut and THERE WERE SOOOOOOO MANY PEOPLE THERE! haha the workers were getting soo pissed cause everyone crowded around the pizza before they even put it down! hahaha so yeah we ate and then left! Then I went back to Kyle's house and chilled there and made a CD and he went to the dentist for like 2 hours and came back and took me home cause he had to go to football practice! Haha but on the way I showed him the HUGE bees nest on the tree near the side of the road on White Oak? haha yeah he wanted to throw something at it but he didnt have anything so next time we remember it were gonna bring our paintball guns and drive by and shoot it! So yeah I came home and came online for a long time and I talked to Adriana, Melanie, Rachel and I just started talking to Rachel Castle again cause shes obviously the most AMAZING AWESOME PERFECTO PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! (haha is that better Rachel) lol well I guess thats about it! Comment if you choose!
Woody