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Hey, I've been friended. I'm gonna go ahead and friend back, but if the person who friended me -- standingroom -- would be so kind as to tell me who he or she is, I'd be most appreciative. I like puzzles, but I can't for the life of me puzzle out who this is
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(A Satirical Morality Play by Ann O. Moose)
Transcript: Trial Part 17 - October 13, 2006
C. Claire (aka ***** ********) VS Warner Brothers Legal Dept.
WB Legal Representative:
…But it was during this time your friend and -ahem- current ‘legal counsel’ organized a “whip round” on the internet to raise thousands in funds to replace the alleged theft of 3 laptops and toys you claim were taken from your apartment, is that correct?
CC:
It was all her idea. She didn’t ask me. Anyway, I just can’t understand your “holier than thou” attitude. Like it’s a crime to accept thousands of dollars in sympathy donations from complete strangers, right?
(Rolls eyes and whines) Heidi, make the Noobie go away!
Judge:
For the last time, Ms. Claire, answer “yes” or “no”. No more outbursts, no more hissy fits or no more evading the question and that goes for your ‘legal counsel’ as well.
CC’s Legal Counsel:
Objection, your honour! My esteemed client, who is very widely read by loads of educated people over 18 years of age on the internet, does NOT have ‘hissy fits’. She has ‘eloquent rebuttals’.
WB Legal Representative:
Your honour, may I remind the court that Ms. Claire offered to write each of the jurors a ‘100 word child porn pairing of their choice’ if they found her ‘not guilty’.
CC:
(Mutters audibly) Actually, I was going to fob that tiresome task onto Holly.
Judge:
(Very annoyed) This is your last warning, Ms Claire! No more outbursts. Frankly, your elitist attitude and audacity in this court simply astounds me.
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