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My roommates and I discussing the finer things in life:
"Whose turn is it to get toilet paper?"
"I don't know."
"I think it's actually my turn."
"Could be."
"Yeah, 'cause last time you bought that nature shit at Whole Foods, and it was really rough."
"Dude, you used to play rugby, and you're telling me you can't handle toilet paper unless it's fluffy like a cloud?"
"Fuck you. If I'm going to wipe my ass with it, it'd better have quilty fairies or a fucking huggy bear."
"Whose turn is it to get toilet paper?"
"I don't know."
"I think it's actually my turn."
"Could be."
"Yeah, 'cause last time you bought that nature shit at Whole Foods, and it was really rough."
"Dude, you used to play rugby, and you're telling me you can't handle toilet paper unless it's fluffy like a cloud?"
"Fuck you. If I'm going to wipe my ass with it, it'd better have quilty fairies or a fucking huggy bear."