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[wankersometimes]

I thought these curse things were only supposed to last one day.  This is a curse right?  You haven't all just gone bonkers and decided to put on clown suits and lock people in cages?

Right.  Anyone who isn't bonkers know where I can get some medical supplies and a nice set of scalpels?  No offense Ianto, but the ones you've got now are shit.  Nice

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[king_coffee]

I don't know who told you they lasted only a day, but some last longer sometimes.

Lack of usual supplier, so I got the scalpels that basically looked the same. And the AED was Kyle's idea.

Torchwood Filter

...do you have a spare week or so to listen?

[wankersometimes]

Someone sent me a flippin' guide, like this was a three star resort or something.

Yeah well we're going shopping for ones that look like they'll actually cut something. And have you managed to teach Jack how to use it yet?

Torchwood Filter

That bad?

[king_coffee]

Well it's a rough guide. And curses aren't exactly run by clockwork.

'We' are going shopping? Do you need me to hold your hand or something? We were under the impression it's automated.

Torchwood Filter

Well, out of all of us, I've been the least injured, with only two major incidents, but the others? You'll be there a while.

[wankersometimes]

By "we" I mean "you" since you're the fetch and carry around here. And I don't have any play money.

It's automated. That doesn't mean you don't have to know how and where to attach the electrodes and when to do CPR inbetween.

Torchwood Filter

Right. Just send me the damn files. Jack can pay me for extra reading.

[king_coffee]

Yeah, I have a different role here. You know what you're looking for, you get them first time and I'll get the refills after.

Yes, we know how to do that.

Torchwood Filter

Sent. Including Mickey's Rose's and Jake's.

[wankersometimes]

Give me your cash then. Or coins or whatever they use here.

Good. That's one thing I don't have to drill into your thick heads.

Torchwood Filter

Who's Mickey, Rose, and Jake? Is Jack setting up a halfway house or something?

[king_coffee]

There's an account that we all have access to. But I'll give you some money until you have access, because I am just that kind to you.

Oh Owen. However we survived without you here, I don't know.

Torchwood Filter

Believe it or not, Torchwood employees from another dimension. They work for Torchwood here in the City too.

[wankersometimes]

Yeah, you give me some money because you don't want a rusty dull scalpel in you the next time I have to remove a bullet from your shoulder.

And it's by some miracle I'm sure.

Torchwood Filter

...Right. 'Cause that's not weird.

[king_coffee]

I've never been shot so far, and I have no intention of being shot in the future.

Well, now you're here, saviour of us all. God, I've missed you and me taking the piss out of each other

Torchwood Filter

Tell me about it. And Mickey and Rose are actually originally from our dimension, and the Cybermen that destroyed Canary Wharf came from their dimension.

[ooc: Strikes deleted!]

[wankersometimes]

Hey, we could always break you in if you feel left out.

Torchwood Filter

...Bloody Torchwood.

[king_coffee]

Oh, no need thank you. I like being a member of this exclusive club.

Torchwood Filter

You'll be saying that here more than you ever have before.

[wankersometimes]

We'll get you a button.

Torchwood Filter

Think I might be glad I can't get headaches.

[king_coffee]

Thank you for making me feel special.

Torchwood Filter

But you also can't drink the pain away.

[wankersometimes]

Any more special and you'd be eating paste, Ianto.

Torchwood Filter

Sure I can. I'd just have to empty myself out later.

[king_coffee]

Don't worry, I won't make you share the paste with me.

Torchwood Filter

Just make sure to remember to get video footage of Jack's reaction this time.

[wankersometimes]

Is that what you're putting in the coffee these days?

Torchwood Filter

You wouldn't think he'd be so squeamish. It's only a little projectile vomit.