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[wankersometimes]

Centrifuge is on and it looks like I've got a few hours to kill while the computer runs tests on that sample...

God this is boring wallpaper.  I bet Tosh put this on.  Tosh or Ianto.  It's just that boring.  Don't believe me?  Let's take a poll, City.

Which desktop wallpaper would you rather have;  this?

Or this?

S'what I thought.  Could use less

Comments

[king_coffee]

It is the default setting, and has been there far longer than Tosh and I were at Torchwood.

Plus I think people would find this much funnier.

[wankersometimes]

Not funny. Arousing.

I bet you have that as your wallpaper too, you sick pervert.

[king_coffee]

Oh, I never realised that you had the terms hilarious and arousing confused. You should fix that otherwise you might get into a sticky situation or something.

Actually, mine is this.

[wankersometimes]

UGH put it away! Like I don't see that enough times a day already.

[king_coffee]

Heheheh.

[wankersometimes]

I suppose it isn't a normal day if I don't turn a corner and catch Jack snogging something.

[king_coffee]

Exactly.

Seriously now Owen, why would I have a wallpaper of a naked you when Jack would be more than willing to strip down and pose, hm?

[wankersometimes]

Please don't ask him to.

[king_coffee]

Good thing I'm feeling kind.

[wankersometimes]

That's not kindness. It's human decency.

If there's going to be live porn, I'd rather not have you and Jack in it.

[king_coffee]

Not like you can enjoy porn in the proper fashion anyway.

[wankersometimes]

Oi. Who says I can't enjoy it?

[king_coffee]

In the proper fashion. You have no blood flow, or did you forget that?

[wankersometimes]

Yeah, we all know what your idea of "proper" is, don't we.

[king_coffee]

Do we? I should hope you don't.

Or if this is an attempt to change the subject to a different kind of 'proper', then we'll know this is you aiming for a cheap shot.

[wankersometimes]

You're the one with the cheap shots. It's a good thing you can't aim.