EVENT: MOVIE BITCH FEST

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LOCATION: ROKU'S HOUSE

ROOMS: HAS A FLOOR PLANFOOD IS SET OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM AND KITCHEN AS WELL AS THE BACKYARD. THE BEDROOM AND FRIDGE IS LOCKED BECAUSE ROKU DOESN'T TRUST ANYONE

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*WALKS IN* HEY ROKU. THOSE LAWN FLAMINGOS WERE SURPRISINGLY HARD TO GET PAST... >.>

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THERE'S MORE LAWN FLAMINGOS?!

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WELL... YEAH. A LOT ACTUALLY. MIGHT SOUND WEIRD, BUT ARE YOU SURE THEY AREN'T ALIVE?

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WHY WOULD THEY BE ALIVE?

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THERE'S A LOT OF THEM AND THEY SHOW UP FOR NO REASON... AND YOU'D THINK WALKING THROUGH A LAWN FULL OF AN ARMY OF PLASTIC FLAMINGOS WOULDN'T BE TOO HARD, RIGHT? I SWEAR, I THINK THEY WERE TRYING TO KEEP MY OUT THERE OR SOMETHING.

YOU SERIOUSLY MIGHT WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM... I THINK THEY'RE EVEN IN YOUR DRIVEWAY... EITHER SOMEONE LIKES TO HARASS YOU, OR THOSE THINGS HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN, IF YOU ASK ME... *SHRUGS*

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SO BASICALLY 'KILL THEM WITH FIRE'?

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*SHRUGS* HEY, WHATEVER WORKS...